Feb 12, 2013, 11:14 AM
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Hi all, after accomplishing AFF at the end of fall (and loving it), I have a desire to skydive naked when weather warms up and join SANS to add to my record book. I think it would be real exciting, but was wanting some input on what experienced people have done with their meat and 2 veg. during this? I now it will be dancing around like a wind sock in a hurricane, I though of tucking 'it' in to the leg strap where the excess goes or tucking it with a stow rubber band. I dont want to be damage from this so any help would be well taken.
Feb 12, 2013, 11:25 AM
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you also need to think of the landing. if you dont have a perfect stand up you might fuck your shit up pretty bad. road rash on your ass doesnt sound very appealing to me.
Feb 12, 2013, 11:28 AM
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It's a blast. Just let it fly free. It's not going to go anywhere, and tucking anything into a leg strap sounds like a bad idea. Opening shock might be a bit painful.
Feb 12, 2013, 4:15 PM
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Just take some duct-tape and tape them up into a neat little package! You can add a little more duct tape for aerodynamic styling! It'll just pull right off when you're done!
I pity the guys you're between on the ride up, though...
Feb 12, 2013, 7:02 PM
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I though of tucking 'it' in to the leg strap where the excess goes or tucking it with a stow rubber band.
BAD idea. As a matter of fact, Naked jumping rule number 1 is to make sure NOTHING is beneath a leg strap. Why? . Because .... You can always cut away from a line-over. But you can't cut away from a nut-under!
Yes, I didnt think of landing, about .5 of my landings have been stand up and some slide in. still it would be on grass, but I hope i would not land off dropzone! but no not cocktail weenie more like hilshire farm. I was concerned because i went to tunnel before aff and i got on my knees in tunnel near net and the junk was flapping bad and painfull so I thought it would do this in the sky. Anyways I hope to be on load with my aff instructor when i attempt because she was pretty and hope to impress. maybe viagra would be good idea! thanks all
It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstard, and you won't find me naked, there's just not that much to hide... You might say, considering this post, i'm going to go hungry...
It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstard, and you won't find me naked, there's just not that much to hide... You might say, considering this post, i'm going to go hungry...
No problems,
By the way, less of the english I'm a Scot who happens to live in Wales . True, I was raised in Yorkshire which makes me one of the most tight-fisted people on the face of the planet
Feb 15, 2013, 5:17 AM
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I made my 100th and 200th naked. Both jumps were during the summer. Don't tuck anything under leg straps; let the stuff fly free. Tie a pair of gym shorts to your leg strap in case of an off-DZ landing; you don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure if you land off. Stand up the landing . . . .
On butt naked lobs, i've always worn a pair of boxers in the plane over the legstraps and also taken part of the lining foam out of my helmet.
Then when you get to altitude, give the gentleman sausage a little rub so it looks a little bit more respectable, take the boxers off and put them in your helmet where the foam normally is.
After the lob, take off the helmet and put the boxers back on!
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