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BloominOnion12  (A License)

Feb 12, 2013, 11:14 AM
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Hi all, after accomplishing AFF at the end of fall (and loving it), I have a desire to skydive naked when weather warms up and join SANS to add to my record book. I think it would be real exciting, but was wanting some input on what experienced people have done with their meat and 2 veg. during this? I now it will be dancing around like a wind sock in a hurricane, I though of tucking 'it' in to the leg strap where the excess goes or tucking it with a stow rubber band. I dont want to be damage from this so any help would be well taken.


thrillstalker  (C 40678)

Feb 12, 2013, 11:25 AM
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you also need to think of the landing. if you dont have a perfect stand up you might fuck your shit up pretty bad. road rash on your ass doesnt sound very appealing to me.


dirty_red  (A 64389)

Feb 12, 2013, 11:28 AM
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It's a blast. Just let it fly free. It's not going to go anywhere, and tucking anything into a leg strap sounds like a bad idea. Opening shock might be a bit painful.

Blue Skies, make sure you stand that one up!


airtwardo  (D License)

Feb 12, 2013, 11:37 AM
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Think temperature @ altitude & shrinkage...things will take care of themselves!

DO NOT tuck in the leg strap...it'll turn a snake into an eel ~ real QUICK! Sly


skydude2000  (B 5843)

Feb 12, 2013, 11:52 AM
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When I did mine, I had to tie it up so I didn't step on it, running out the landing Sly


airdvr  (D 10977)

Feb 12, 2013, 12:51 PM
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I guess we'll need to know if it's a polska keilbasa or a cocktail weiny.


skinnay

Feb 12, 2013, 1:36 PM
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pop a few viagra and you got nothing to worry about.


rifleman  (Student)

Feb 12, 2013, 2:50 PM
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pop a few viagra and you got nothing to worry about.

apart from face planting and pole vaulting yourself into the bar


FlyingRhenquest  (B 37920)

Feb 12, 2013, 4:15 PM
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Just take some duct-tape and tape them up into a neat little package! You can add a little more duct tape for aerodynamic styling! It'll just pull right off when you're done!

I pity the guys you're between on the ride up, though...


sky12345

Feb 12, 2013, 4:33 PM
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if u have hemorrhoids just do a sitfly

its a perfect cure
i guarantee it or your hemorrhoids back


SansSuit  (D 21554)

Feb 12, 2013, 7:02 PM
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I though of tucking 'it' in to the leg strap where the excess goes or tucking it with a stow rubber band.
BAD idea. As a matter of fact, Naked jumping rule number 1 is to make sure NOTHING is beneath a leg strap. Why?
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Because .... You can always cut away from a line-over. But you can't cut away from a nut-under!


Fearjoburg  (A 7079)

Feb 13, 2013, 12:20 AM
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Get permission to land in front of the bar. Wink


potatoman  (Student)

Feb 13, 2013, 3:53 AM
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SlySlySly

If you reckon it is long enough to get entagled into the risers, please tuck it away. Sure you would not want a cutaway from that.

Else, let it be just that, a naked jump.


Bloomin0nion12  (A License)

Feb 13, 2013, 7:38 AM
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Yes, I didnt think of landing, about .5 of my landings have been stand up and some slide in. still it would be on grass, but I hope i would not land off dropzone! but no not cocktail weenie more like hilshire farm.
I was concerned because i went to tunnel before aff and i got on my knees in tunnel near net and the junk was flapping bad and painfull so I thought it would do this in the sky. Anyways I hope to be on load with my aff instructor when i attempt because she was pretty and hope to impress. maybe viagra would be good idea! thanks all


potatoman  (Student)

Feb 13, 2013, 9:31 PM
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Sly You are funny. How you gonna get out the door with a pole in the way. Also, viagra only works with old farts, so the impress thing.......


skydive1234

Feb 13, 2013, 9:52 PM
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Wow...thats a real thing...with the website and everything...huh?

I have never heard testicles been called 'veg' or '2 veg'...whats that about?

Is there a
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society for joining the mile high club while skyidving...tht ever been documented as actually happening?


rifleman  (Student)

Feb 14, 2013, 1:20 AM
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Wow...thats a real thing...with the website and everything...huh?

I have never heard testicles been called 'veg' or '2 veg'...whats that about?

Is there a
In reply to:
society for joining the mile high club while skyidving...tht ever been documented as actually happening?

The canteen cook and his lover
Lay down behind a thick hedge
Along came his wife
With a long handled knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

(IIRC Benny Hill)


ChrisD  (No License)

Feb 14, 2013, 7:28 AM
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Smile

With a handle like "rifleman" you have never heard of: meat and potatos, giggle stick, tallywacker, etc, etc,...Wink

O'h why couldn't the original poster be of the opposite sex?????????

And want to post this on utube or something, Ya I know typical guy, but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting....


rifleman  (Student)

Feb 14, 2013, 8:48 AM
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I've heard them all and a lot worse - the person who hadn't was the poster above me - skydive1234.


ChrisD  (No License)

Feb 14, 2013, 10:05 AM
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Pirate

Sorry me bad,

It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstardSmileSmile, and you won't find me naked, there's just not that much to hide...Smile You might say, considering this post, i'm going to go hungry...


missbrz  (B License)

Feb 14, 2013, 3:48 PM
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but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting....

Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys Wink

I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered Tongue


oldwomanc6

Feb 14, 2013, 4:44 PM
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but I got money that only 2 or 3 females actually read this posting....

Actually I read the whole thing & thought it was funny. Thanks for the giggle boys Wink

I vote let it free! It's not naked if you're covered Tongue

+1

meat and

+2

veggies. Tongue


rifleman  (Student)

Feb 15, 2013, 3:50 AM
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Pirate

Sorry me bad,

It's tough typing on this thing with these little buttons! I am irish by the way, you english bstardSmileSmile, and you won't find me naked, there's just not that much to hide...Smile You might say, considering this post, i'm going to go hungry...

No problems,

By the way, less of the english Smile I'm a Scot who happens to live in Wales Wink. True, I was raised in Yorkshire which makes me one of the most tight-fisted people on the face of the planetCoolCool


fencebuster  (D 29918)

Feb 15, 2013, 5:17 AM
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I made my 100th and 200th naked. Both jumps were during the summer. Don't tuck anything under leg straps; let the stuff fly free. Tie a pair of gym shorts to your leg strap in case of an off-DZ landing; you don't want to get arrested for indecent exposure if you land off. Stand up the landing . . . .


JackJ  (C 105350)

Feb 15, 2013, 5:25 AM
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On butt naked lobs, i've always worn a pair of boxers in the plane over the legstraps and also taken part of the lining foam out of my helmet.

Then when you get to altitude, give the gentleman sausage a little rub so it looks a little bit more respectable, take the boxers off and put them in your helmet where the foam normally is.

After the lob, take off the helmet and put the boxers back on!

Job done...


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