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DontfallOff  (Student)

Jan 14, 2013, 6:11 PM
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She isn't a jumper. But if I can get her to pack, maybe I have a reason to bring her down...


oldwomanc6

Jan 14, 2013, 6:33 PM
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This is a joke post, right? Crazy

If I was her, and I saw this post, it would bring me down. Show it to her, it's bound to bring her down.


Premier Remster  (C License)

Jan 14, 2013, 6:37 PM
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Just withhold the magnificence of your cock from her until she starts packing for you. That should work like a charm.


wildcard451  (D License)

Jan 14, 2013, 7:57 PM
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She isn't a jumper. But if I can get her to pack, maybe I have a reason to bring her down...

Pay her.


skydiverbry  (D License)

Jan 14, 2013, 8:10 PM
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Have you lost your freakin mind just thing of such a thing?Wink


I was married for close to 10 years and I couldn't even get her to come to the DZ!!!!!!!




Bry


airtwardo  (D License)

Jan 14, 2013, 9:06 PM
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She isn't a jumper. But if I can get her to pack, maybe I have a reason to bring her down...


Bring her....ya won't lose your fiancee, just your turn!

Tongue


Premier wmw999  (D 6296)

Jan 14, 2013, 9:30 PM
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I think you'll get much better suggestions posting this in the Bonfire, or even the Women's forum (sorry Andrea Tongue)

Wendy P.


skydiverbry  (D License)

Jan 14, 2013, 9:37 PM
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Whatya trying to say there Wendy? That we don't take things seriously here in this threadWinkTongueCrazy




LaughLaugh

Bry


DEG

Jan 14, 2013, 9:44 PM
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Stop paying your life insurance premiums?


popsjumper  (D 999999999)

Jan 14, 2013, 10:11 PM
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I dunno. Where are you going?
Tell her not to forget clean underwear.


popsjumper  (D 999999999)

Jan 14, 2013, 10:12 PM
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Did she tell YOU to pack up because SHE won he lottery?


RiggerLee

Jan 14, 2013, 10:14 PM
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It's not beyond hope or reason. I have seen this. The woman I'm thinking of was a skydiver. She packed for him. She caried his bags for him. And I'm not talking a gear bag. They lived out of state and would come down to the DZ for long weekends. It was like they moved each week and she would cary these bags to and from the car setting up their house hold. I think some of the bags out wieghed her. And she did it with a broken foot, hobbleing along in a cast when she couldn't even jump. And... get this, SHE LIKED PORN.

Easily the finest woman I have ever seen in my life. I have no clue how he won her affections. I don't recall if they ever maried but she was way above him. I guess it all comes back to that old axiom. In every mans life he will be aloted one good woman and one good dog. That's all you get, so apreceate them while the time you have with them last.

Lee


Fearjoburg  (A 7079)

Jan 15, 2013, 4:14 AM
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Tell her that its like going to a big mall, she can do shopping (beers) and packing will help her lose those extra pounds to help her fit into her wedding dress.Wink

She can even get some beauty therapy by packing in the sun and getting a nice tan. And the therapists (male jumpers) will look after her with premium beauty products and insuring she is well lubricated, I mean uhm covered.


Premier skymama  (D 26699)
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Jan 15, 2013, 8:23 AM
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Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me! Wink


bodypilot90  (D 24249)

Jan 15, 2013, 8:28 AM
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Not if he gets a 2ed rig Wink


DiverMike  (C 40024)

Jan 15, 2013, 8:41 AM
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She still has approximately half an hour to be hit on. Do you think people won't hit on her while she is packing his second rig?


Premier NWFlyer  (D License)

Jan 15, 2013, 8:53 AM
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Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me! Wink

*golfclap* Laugh


JohnMitchell  (D 6462)

Jan 15, 2013, 9:28 AM
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She still has approximately half an hour to be hit on. Do you think people won't hit on her while she is packing his second rig?
They'll be hitting on her while she's packing the FIRST rig. The race goes to the swiftest. Laugh


airtwardo  (D License)

Jan 15, 2013, 9:35 AM
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She still has approximately half an hour to be hit on. Do you think people won't hit on her while she is packing his second rig?
They'll be hitting on her while she's packing the FIRST rig. The race goes to the swiftest. Laugh

How well it 'opens' is a sure indicator as to how distracted she is...

The 'distraction quotient' will be directly related to the tightness of her tee-shirt. Angelic


Southern_Man  (C License)

Jan 15, 2013, 10:43 AM
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TTIWWP


Amazon  (D License)

Jan 15, 2013, 1:33 PM
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Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me! Wink

Sly


chuckakers  (D 10855)

Jan 15, 2013, 6:48 PM
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She isn't a jumper. But if I can get her to pack, maybe I have a reason to bring her down...

Don't get her to pack. Allow her to pack. Wink


potatoman  (Student)

Jan 16, 2013, 3:39 AM
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Tell her you got massive life insurance, and the odds are that every 1/1000 packjobs causes death.....her being the beneficiary.

(Why did you not just get engaged with a packer?)


skyjumpenfool  (Student)

Jan 16, 2013, 9:18 AM
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Dump her now!!! Stay single and pay a packer. You'll save thounsands.

Seriously... Don't do it, it's a trick!!! Cool


airtwardo  (D License)

Jan 16, 2013, 9:41 AM
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Dump her now!!! Stay single and pay a packer. You'll save thounsands.

Seriously... Don't do it, it's a trick!!! Cool


Just give her 1/2 your stuff & dump her...cut out the lawyers!


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