Jan 14, 2013, 10:14 PM
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It's not beyond hope or reason. I have seen this. The woman I'm thinking of was a skydiver. She packed for him. She caried his bags for him. And I'm not talking a gear bag. They lived out of state and would come down to the DZ for long weekends. It was like they moved each week and she would cary these bags to and from the car setting up their house hold. I think some of the bags out wieghed her. And she did it with a broken foot, hobbleing along in a cast when she couldn't even jump. And... get this, SHE LIKED PORN.
Easily the finest woman I have ever seen in my life. I have no clue how he won her affections. I don't recall if they ever maried but she was way above him. I guess it all comes back to that old axiom. In every mans life he will be aloted one good woman and one good dog. That's all you get, so apreceate them while the time you have with them last.
Jan 15, 2013, 4:14 AM
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Tell her that its like going to a big mall, she can do shopping (beers) and packing will help her lose those extra pounds to help her fit into her wedding dress.
She can even get some beauty therapy by packing in the sun and getting a nice tan. And the therapists (male jumpers) will look after her with premium beauty products and insuring she is well lubricated, I mean uhm covered.
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Jan 15, 2013, 8:23 AM
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Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me!
Jan 15, 2013, 8:53 AM
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Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me!
Jan 15, 2013, 1:33 PM
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Tell her that most of the skydivers are male jumpers and that most of them are really cute, friendly and flirty. Then remind her that you won't be around for 30 minutes at a time while you're jumping, so she'll have plenty of people to keep her busy while she's not occupied with packing for you. Sounds like it is win-win to me!
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