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dontlikemustard  (B License)

Jun 19, 2012, 12:29 AM
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im fucking addicted

its almost 12:30 am, i need to wake up in 5 hours and go to work so that i can spend all the money i am making going skydiving. instead im browsing these forums all night long and watching skydiving videos on youtube.

im losing touch with most of my whuffo friends, i haven't played my drumset in months, my family thinks i've gone crazy. they even had an intervention.

skydiving was the one thing i told myself i would never do. all it took was one horrible day and an "i dont give a fuck" attitude, and jumping off a plane was the first thing that popped in my head.

i mean, fuck, even if i do the math it makes no sense. ive already spent a total of about $2,500, drove about 17 hours, got dumped, risked my life 13 times... for about 6.5 minutes of freefall.

ya go ahead and flame me you assholes. i'll still love you all because you guys know how to live.

blue skies.


dontlikemustard  (B License)

Jun 19, 2012, 12:33 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8_e_Yeqwac&feature=related


airtwardo  (D License)

Jun 19, 2012, 1:14 AM
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im fucking addicted

its almost 12:30 am, i need to wake up in 5 hours and go to work so that i can spend all the money i am making going skydiving. instead im browsing these forums all night long and watching skydiving videos on youtube.

im losing touch with most of my whuffo friends, i haven't played my drumset in months, my family thinks i've gone crazy. they even had an intervention.

skydiving was the one thing i told myself i would never do. all it took was one horrible day and an "i dont give a fuck" attitude, and jumping off a plane was the first thing that popped in my head.

i mean, fuck, even if i do the math it makes no sense. ive already spent a total of about $2,500, drove about 17 hours, got dumped, risked my life 13 times... for about 6.5 minutes of freefall.

ya go ahead and flame me you assholes. i'll still love you all because you guys know how to live.

blue skies.

Next thing ya know you'll be living in pup tent at the DZ...eatin' ramen smothered in MUSTARD! Cool


mjosparky  (D 5476)

Jun 19, 2012, 1:51 AM
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Next thing ya know you'll be living in pup tent at the DZ...eatin' ramen smothered in MUSTARD you stole from Denny's. Tongue

Fixed it for you.

Sparky


Joellercoaster  (D 105792)

Jun 19, 2012, 2:01 AM
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ive already spent a total of about $2,500, drove about 17 hours, got dumped, risked my life 13 times... for about 6.5 minutes of freefall.

The costs only get worse, though the rewards do get better.

On the upside... uh... tents are nice?


strife  (F License)

Jun 19, 2012, 3:59 AM
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yep the money only gets worse

Ive found myself turning left to the DZ when I should have turned right to go to work, lucky for me the free wifi at the DZ lets me telecomute between loads

All the shit you can buy online, trying to find a second hand rig, selecting a colour scheme for your new rig, your jump suits

awesome..touch the sky


format  (B 15348)

Jun 19, 2012, 4:26 AM
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awesome...touch the sky

touch? More like making out with


fastphil  (D 5801)

Jun 19, 2012, 5:01 AM
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Forget your wuffo friends, there is no longer a need for them; and you're not risking your life, you're cheating death. Godspeed...


mr2mk1g  (C 103449)

Jun 19, 2012, 5:44 AM
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Hi everyone. My name is Mat and I'm a skydiver.


ReluctantStool  (A 65507)

Jun 19, 2012, 6:04 AM
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GO JUMP!!!!! IT HELPSSmile


scottd818  (C 41314)

Jun 19, 2012, 7:07 AM
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GLIDEANGLE  (D 30292)

Jun 19, 2012, 9:12 AM
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You make it sound like this is a problem....

WinkCool


dontlikemustard  (B License)

Jun 19, 2012, 10:13 PM
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Hi everyone. My name is Mat and I'm a skydiver.

I think we might need to work on a 12 step program. Cool


theonlyski  (D License)

Jun 20, 2012, 4:42 AM
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Hi everyone. My name is Mat and I'm a skydiver.

I think we might need to work on a 12 step program. Cool

12 steps are for quitters!


Shredex

Jun 20, 2012, 4:52 AM
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Next thing ya know you'll be living in pup tent at the DZ...eatin' ramen smothered in MUSTARD! Cool

Why does this actually sound amazing in every way?


fastphil  (D 5801)

Jun 20, 2012, 5:45 AM
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Next thing ya know you'll be living in pup tent at the DZ...eatin' ramen smothered in MUSTARD! Cool

Why does this actually sound amazing in every way?


I remember a time when that was normal behavior...


piisfish

Jun 20, 2012, 5:49 AM
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awesome...touch the sky

touch? More like making out with
Sex with gods, you can't beat that!


nigel99  (D 1)

Jun 20, 2012, 5:50 AM
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you mean you haven't sold the drumset yet? Tongue


aatif96  (B 37252)

Jun 20, 2012, 6:19 AM
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dude im sitting in my cubile as we speak doing practice touches! I dont sit on the couch anymore, i watch tv on the floor in my natural arch. i took up yoga just to get better at freefly. I get nervous when I put on a backpack cause its too light and i cant feel my pilot chute. I look at my watch in the afternoon and freakout for a second thinking its my altitude. Yeah my name is Aatif and I am an addict


format  (B 15348)

Jun 20, 2012, 3:35 PM
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Yeah my name is Aatif and I am an addict

Yes yes, I remember how I used to exit the bus or stepped on to cross the street, watching for the wind and so Laugh. Great stuff. Was even changing hands in case of hurting right.

Yeah, my name is Sink Air and I choose to be an addict


SansSuit  (D 21554)

Jun 20, 2012, 6:15 PM
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Whenever I reach for my wallet my other hand automatically goes over my head. I get weird looks whenever I check out at Starbucks but they're getting used to it. Smile

My name is Jeff. and I'm a parachutist. There are no 12-step programs for skydivers. You can only treat the symptoms ....... by jumping more.


BKS60  (C 41583)

Jun 20, 2012, 8:11 PM
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Now I know where my support group meets!
AFF4 and I find myself looking at the bottom of the clouds thinking I should be looking down on them.
I was telling people when they asked how I was (Above the ground below the sky another good day). Now what do I tell them!!!!


format  (B 15348)

Jun 20, 2012, 8:48 PM
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Whenever I reach for my wallet my other hand automatically goes over my head. I get weird looks whenever I check out at Starbucks but they're getting used to it. Smile

Hi SansSuit

btw, where do you keep your wallet? Shocked


oldwomanc6

Jun 20, 2012, 9:03 PM
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Whenever I reach for my wallet my other hand automatically goes over my head. I get weird looks whenever I check out at Starbucks but they're getting used to it. Smile

Hi SansSuit

btw, where do you keep your wallet? Shocked

ShockedBlushLaughLaugh


strife  (F License)

Jun 20, 2012, 10:22 PM
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awesome...touch the sky

touch? More like making out with

make love phffft, ive only got 38 jumps making love wouldnt be how I describe it or maybe its how my wife would describe it, (jump 60 seconds of flailing then deploy).


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