May 4, 2011, 7:40 PM
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I really just want to punch him in his fake genital sack. There's a million ways to accomplish the same "awesome shot" that doesn't endanger everyone else.
If only these douchenozzles would post their license number so everyone else knows when they show up on X dropzone.
May 5, 2011, 5:13 AM
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I really just want to punch him in his fake genital sack. There's a million ways to accomplish the same "awesome shot" that doesn't endanger everyone else.
If only these douchenozzles would post their license number so everyone else knows when they show up on X dropzone.
This post is almost as XTREEEEEEEEM as that video. XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM internet anger! Raawwwwwwr, punch him in the genital sack. RAAwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr
May 5, 2011, 6:32 AM
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If and when I get as good as you guys....I want all my videos to be in super slo motion with mega hits rock playing. I fully intend to have a 4 hour long, super slow, super rad, video of me packing. Ok serious question, Cranium Vs. Wing. What wins?
May 5, 2011, 6:37 AM
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If and when I get as good as you guys....I want all my videos to be in super slo motion with mega hits rock playing. I fully intend to have a 4 hour long, super slow, super rad, video of me packing. Ok serious question, Cranium Vs. Wing. What wins?
Wing. Although, it can be sort of a tie (more of a tie for loser than a tie for winner) if the tail is damaged enough to make control difficult.
There are a couple pics of tails that took a good impact (not all are cranial impacts) floating around on here.
May 5, 2011, 6:52 AM
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Cranium Vs. Wing. What wins?
The Cranium tends to have a softer - almost mushy - opening, but doesn't fly as well as the Wing. The Wing will get you back from a long spot, and has a more powerful flare.
May 5, 2011, 7:19 AM
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The Cranium tends to have a softer - almost mushy - opening, but doesn't fly as well as the Wing. The Wing will get you back from a long spot, and has a more powerful flare.
And to think you once accused me of having a dry and almost incomprehensible sense of humor
May 5, 2011, 7:33 AM
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Ok serious question, Cranium Vs. Wing. What wins?
Having seen the massive contusions on the thigh and upper arm of someone who hit the tail of a PAC ... let's just say I'm really, really glad that he took the impact there instead of on his head. (In his case, the proximate cause of impact was getting tossed out after a stall, not a poor individual exit. The tail definitely won that one - no damage to it at all).
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May 5, 2011, 12:18 PM
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I'm just suprised there wasn't a shot of him drinking a 100 oz energy drink whilst eating extreme cheddar doritos... EXTRREEEEEEEEEEEEME!!!! Somebody tell him they don't serve either of those in hospitals!
May 5, 2011, 12:22 PM
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I like to eat Doritos and drink a Monster right before I do anything hardcore. Then I crush the can on my head and yell "EXTREEEEEEEME!" and jump my mountain bike into an active volcano. Rawr!
May 7, 2011, 4:17 AM
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Replying to the OP but addressing the bashers:
That's right, skygods.. Thrash the student.
Feedback about his exit is necessary. Presumably his instructors talked to him about it, like back in 2007.
But as for the rest of the comments; really. Speaking about extreme and stupid:
Pot, meet kettle.
Is it so wrong that a student is proud of their newly found sport? Can you really blame them for not being born wth all the skills necessary for jumping a velocity 99 and turning 25 points from 10500 feet?
I for one can still remember how I started with student gear, pro-tecs and boxman.
(This post was edited by Baksteen on May 7, 2011, 4:18 AM)
