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Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 1, 2011, 1:29 PM
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I am trying to join a CRW team out west. So far, Ive had to: feed them, buy them copious amounts of whiskey, suffer my first same-sex kiss, parade naked in front of them, wrestle a goat, light myself on fire, and jump an impossibly small experimental canopy while they sat along the landing area betting on whether or not I would hurt myself...and they still havent put me on their email distro list.

I am wondering - is this normal for CRW??? Have I fallen in with a bad crowd???


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topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 1, 2011, 1:35 PM
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I am wondering - is this normal for CRW??? Have I fallen in with a bad crowd???

Yes! Yes!

So, STFU and jump ya big wuss! Besides, you haven't paid any team dues yet, have you?!?!

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ChaseBradshaw  (D 29414)

Feb 1, 2011, 1:39 PM
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And a few of those things you claim "they made you do", were your ideas to begin with.


topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 1, 2011, 1:42 PM
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Oh! And if it was your "first same-sex kiss," then you owe beer!!!!!!!!

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Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 1, 2011, 1:56 PM
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Geesh - I thought I WAS paying my "dues"...and I guess I am ony assuming it was a same sex kiss???

Oh and I failed to mention being punched in the n*ts so hard that even the dogs flinched.

This is a really tough crowd!


topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 1, 2011, 2:15 PM
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Oh and I failed to mention being punched in the n*ts so hard that even the dogs flinched.

This is a really tough crowd!

Wait a minute, that was retaliation for a crotch shot you gave me! Don't go play victim because your nutbag got dented in the aftermath....

You just better hope Sharon doesn't start posting!

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Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 1, 2011, 2:34 PM
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I have no recollection of being anything other than a perfect gentleman the entire time I was in the presence of any team representative...

I have read about this electronic bullying - but never thought it would happen to me!


noname  (B 28024)

Feb 1, 2011, 3:23 PM
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I am wondering - is this normal for CRW??? Have I fallen in with a bad crowd???


Yes and Yes.
Don't be such a baby.


topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 1, 2011, 3:24 PM
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I have no recollection of being anything other than a perfect gentleman the entire time I was in the presence of any team representative...

Do NOT make me post the video of the dance.....

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Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 1, 2011, 4:10 PM
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I have no recollection of being anything other than a perfect gentleman the entire time I was in the presence of any team representative...

Do NOT make me post the video of the dance.....

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Wow - this feels a little like blackmail. Where is a moderator when you need one??? I am sure Sharon would not approve!


sprtdth  (D 4730)

Feb 1, 2011, 6:01 PM
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At least they didn't make you light your self on fire while you were under the small experimental canopy.
Yea, ya sound like a wuss!

Oh,Sharon if you read this, I'm on your sideSmile


piisfish

Feb 2, 2011, 5:51 AM
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I am trying to join a CRW team out west.
from what I read, you are trying to join Team SIUCC Laugh


crwtwo

Feb 2, 2011, 6:35 AM
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Well after being mentioned by name...

I am wondering - is this normal for CRW??? Have I fallen in with a bad crowd???
Yes. Yes.

I have read about this electronic bullying - but never thought it would happen to me!
Shut up and read your email.

At least they didn't make you light your self on fire while you were under the small experimental canopy.
Thanks Frank, great idea, wish we'd thought of that. Maybe for the Oka boogie?

PS Chris. What are you making for dinner? and I'm a bit parched!

Sharon


Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 2, 2011, 9:44 AM
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And a few of those things you claim "they made you do", were your ideas to begin with.

Hey - as I remember it - YOU were the one who forced me to light myself on fire!

This is character assassination!


topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 2, 2011, 10:31 AM
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This is character assassination!

And you are the one shooting yourself!

Character suicide?

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Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 2, 2011, 10:38 AM
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What are you making for dinner? and I'm a bit parched!

Sharon

Would you like your foot massage before or after dinner???


topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 2, 2011, 12:41 PM
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What are you making for dinner? and I'm a bit parched!

Sharon

Would you like your foot massage before or after dinner???

What happened to "during?"

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Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 2, 2011, 12:56 PM
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What happened to "during?"

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Now dont be jealous - I already promised I'd loofa your stretch marks later on...


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topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 2, 2011, 1:29 PM
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What happened to "during?"

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Now dont be jealous - I already promised I'd loofa your stretch marks later on...
I'm NOT judge Smail's wife!

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kleggo  (D 8292)

Feb 2, 2011, 1:52 PM
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I am trying to join a CRW team out west. So far, Ive had to: feed them, buy them copious amounts of whiskey, suffer my first same-sex kiss, parade naked in front of them, wrestle a goat, light myself on fire, and jump an impossibly small experimental canopy while they sat along the landing area betting on whether or not I would hurt myself...

??????????????
I thought Jerry MacCauley wasn't around anymore to act as a team hazing consultant .

Blue Skies brother.

Craig


Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 2, 2011, 2:09 PM
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I'm NOT judge Smail's wife!

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I am really very sorry - I had no idea that you and the judge had split up!


topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 2, 2011, 2:28 PM
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I'm NOT judge Smail's wife!

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I am really very sorry - I had no idea that you and the judge had split up!
Your first weekend of team practice is going to be rough! In the air and on the ground....

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Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 2, 2011, 2:32 PM
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Your first weekend of team practice is going to be rough! In the air and on the ground....

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Really - I mean no disrespect Ms. Smails.


topdocker  (D 12018)

Feb 2, 2011, 3:34 PM
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Your first weekend of team practice is going to be rough! In the air and on the ground....

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Really - I mean no disrespect Ms. Smails.
"Guess we have to teach you the meaning of the word respect!"

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Orygun  (D 28120)

Feb 2, 2011, 3:59 PM
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"Guess we have to teach you the meaning of the word respect!"

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No need Ms. Smails, I looked it up on Wikipedia. Here's what it said:

"Organized crime syndicates such as the Mafia and the Yakuza also rely on an ethic of respect for superiors."

Is this team an organized crime syndicate? What am I getting myself in to?


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