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Chizazz (D License)

Jan 27, 2004, 1:14 AM
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You know you're a skydiver when....

Check this out. Pretty funny and TRUE!!!

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skymick (E License)

Jan 27, 2004, 1:20 AM
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Already been done....

http://www.dropzone.com/...diver%20when;#253892

Sorry CrazyIvan you're too slow mate! Tongue

Still good to go through those again, they always crack me up!

dustin19d (D License)

Jan 27, 2004, 3:21 AM
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Thanks, I've never seen that one before..

DOCsa (B 932797)

Jan 27, 2004, 5:59 AM
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top form a great laugh to 5 min thanx Smile

koz2000 (D License)

Jan 27, 2004, 6:08 AM
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Even though I've seen em before, still they're good for a laugh.

dinog3 (D 24772)

Jan 27, 2004, 6:50 AM
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How about when you fly in a commercial airliner and you keep looking at your wrist to check your altitude and you remove you seatbelt at what feels like 1000 feet. JT

DJL (C License)

Jan 27, 2004, 11:42 AM
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Or spend the entire flight looking at Outs and Holes.

chaoskitty (B 26574)

Jan 27, 2004, 2:25 PM
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• When someone asks you where you're from, you reply with the name of your dz, not your hometown.

I do that! Sly

selbbub78 (C 34824)

Jan 27, 2004, 3:38 PM
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Even though I've seen em before, still they're good for a laugh.

i concur

frankiebrina

Jan 27, 2004, 6:24 PM
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And if you seriously stop to think of it there are somethings in there that we really do start doing.!!

Great post!!

RkyMtnHigh (D 29121)

Jan 27, 2004, 6:39 PM
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ROTFLMAO!!! Tongue

That's hilarious!

FrogNog (C 34484)

Jan 27, 2004, 7:21 PM
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On hearing any airborne vehicle in the sky above, you look up at it and state aloud "I'd jump that."

Markj (D 104209)

Jan 28, 2004, 1:32 PM
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Hehehe, thanks, had a good laugh at some of those!

Sometimes when I am not skydiving I look at my watch I expect to see what altitude I am at then realize its only my watch Smile

M.J

cvfd1399 (B 27544)

Jan 28, 2004, 6:00 PM
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The smell of bug spray makes you think of skydiving
Explain that?

testpilot (D 830)

Jan 29, 2004, 12:02 AM
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I love it!

Markj (D 104209)

Jan 29, 2004, 8:39 AM
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Have no idea!

jimmytavino (D 12122)

Jan 29, 2004, 9:23 AM
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You Know you're a skydiver when......

........ You USED TO HAVE ........
a savings account. Shocked

Bodyflight.Net

Jan 29, 2004, 6:41 PM
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I was out the other day, can't remember where...
I heard a loud noise, something like a large engine, and instead of looking behind me, my first instinct was to look UP and search the sky! Smile

I thought that was funny!!
reflex..

iamsam (C 105980)

Mar 9, 2007, 8:33 AM
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You know you're a skydiver when....

you find pull up cords and bungees in your bed Shocked

pmw515 (Student)

Mar 9, 2007, 11:04 AM
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you are so drunk that when the room starts to spin, you arch really hard and try to maintain a heading.

chrismgtis (B 32561)

Mar 9, 2007, 1:01 PM
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You Know you're a skydiver when......

........ You USED TO HAVE ........
a savings account. Shocked

Damn right.

I was saving tons of money each week in my savings account before I started skydiving. What I had managed to save before beginning to skydive survived 6 months until I purchased a rig. Now I'm down to $6 savings.

Shocked

• You know the dz phone number while you don't even know your own.

Haha thats me.

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KNewman (C 37065)

Mar 9, 2007, 9:04 PM
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Thats one I will have to remember. That is way too funny!!!

Laugh

d123 (B 6134)

Mar 9, 2007, 10:08 PM
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The smell of bug spray makes you think of skydiving
Explain that?

It does! We have lots of mosquitoes at my dropzone after the sun sets (you know bonfire time), in the summer. Hyperactives fuckers too! If I don't use bug spray next day I'm full with allergies from bug bites. I still have the 2 BIG bug spray from last summer in my back-pack that I take with me to the dropzone!!! Sometimes when I take out the bug spray I get a beer in return ! Wink

Q: what's a horny gorilla?

Edit to add: I've found out whats a horny gorilla but why is it called like that?
Horny Gorilla

(This post was edited by d123 on Mar 9, 2007, 10:16 PM)

tyro (B License)

Jul 18, 2012, 12:40 AM
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Re: "you are so drunk that when the room starts to spin, you arch really hard and try to maintain a heading."

Dude, that is a legendary comment right there :) Made me laugh so hard I cried a bit

Hjeada (D 31888)

Jul 18, 2012, 9:31 AM
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In reply to:

you are so drunk that when the room starts to spin, you arch really hard and try to maintain a heading.

Best one yet! Well played, sir, well played!

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