Here's my all time favorite. I have a poster size of it on my wall. Her arms are behind her, so it looks like they are short. I'm always asking her why her arms are short and how does she wipe her ass with them.
Oranges, not apples. 400 of them in a big sack. Let the bag open, then try and catch one. It's wild! Some float, some dive, all spin. Someone told me that when he was tracking off from the dive, he was outtracked by an orange that overtook him!
It's all done out to sea, so no danger below, except the confused fish wondering about the huge orange hailstones over Kenya.