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78RATS  (D 25449)

May 31, 2005, 6:58 AM
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F*ckin Belly Flyers. Can't Post

I'm not saying freeflyers never fart, we just don't do it on a crowded plane. Please control your functions people. JEEZ.


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Skyflyer1  (D 24876)

May 31, 2005, 7:51 AM
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Please reference Ian Drennan. Helmet/Ass flyer and by far worst smelling farts so far this year. Like stupid comments that all freeflyers fly smaller canopies and should exit first, this one regarding farting is about as asinine and untrue.

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rehmwa  (D 12816)

May 31, 2005, 8:31 AM
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You forgot the smiley face - if anyone takes the effort, you'll likely get blasted for the brainless stereotype.

I don't care what discipline you are in or like to stereotype. Let's talk about brushing the teeth in the morning after last night's orgy of cheap cigarettes, booze and vomiting.

I hate to generalize, but all skydivers smell funny all the time. C'mon people SHEEEEESH

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78RATS  (D 25449)

May 31, 2005, 8:35 AM
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Smile

Just startin shit. Itza joke. Read your Bible.

I like the "door jam".

Not my fault that it's true. hahaSmile


rehmwa  (D 12816)

May 31, 2005, 8:42 AM
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In reply to:
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hahaSmile

There it is! Now we can proceed.

Farting in the plane is a natural bodily function resulting from cheap weekend food and drinks and decreasing pressure with altitude.

Drafting the cloud of stink forward in the airplane and stopping it directly on top of the FF'ers and tandems is a skill.

(hint: The trick is to let the 'cloud' grow a bit before cracking the otter door a certain amount for a precise number of seconds - patience is your friend here)Tongue

Practice a bit - If you leave the door open too long, it might go right past your targets and get in the cockpit. Avoid this. Take the delays in little steps until you get the hang of it.


(This post was edited by rehmwa on May 31, 2005, 8:43 AM)


Premier ianmdrennan  (D 25821)
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May 31, 2005, 11:51 AM
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Please reference Ian Drennan. Helmet/Ass flyer and by far worst smelling farts so far this year.

Today is the proudest day of my life *sniff* *sniff*....I'd like to thank my parents, god and give a shout out to my RW homies who, even through their full face helmets, cannot escape my ass gas Laugh

See you this weekend Jonathan! Should be plenty of time for me to stock up on Taco Bell Laugh

Love you to bro Smile


Premier ianmdrennan  (D 25821)
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May 31, 2005, 11:52 AM
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(hint: The trick is to let the 'cloud' grow a bit before cracking the otter door a certain amount for a precise number of seconds - patience is your friend here)Tongue

Practice a bit - If you leave the door open too long, it might go right past your targets and get in the cockpit. Avoid this. Take the delays in little steps until you get the hang of it.

I find I have the best results sitting on the 'crapper' at the back of the king air. If you wait to unleash your hell hound the second they open the door, the unsuspecting victims are viciously blasted throughout the entire cabin Sly

Blues,
Ian
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rehmwa  (D 12816)

May 31, 2005, 11:59 AM
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I find I have the best results sitting on the 'crapper' at the back of the king air. If you wait to unleash your hell hound the second they open the door, the unsuspecting victims are viciously blasted throughout the entire cabin Sly

We've not experimented with King Airs, only otters. But if you build a cloud at about 7.5 (I have a teammate who is pretty calibrated to that altitude) {{{IMPORTANT - don't just toot and open the door - be patient and let is fill the back of the plane until about 3 rows from the back start to complain}}} we can then move it en masse to just aft of the cockpit. It'll stay there too for the rest of the flightWink Crack the door about 6 inches - count slowly to 6 (6 and 6 rule people) and then shut the door. Be courteous of the pilot and don't hold the door more than 10 counts.

I'm convinced we have a special room in hell waiting for us.....


Premier ianmdrennan  (D 25821)
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May 31, 2005, 12:19 PM
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Yep - looks like no matter the plane, it's all about timing. Just like comedy Laugh


Zoter

May 31, 2005, 12:42 PM
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The BMX-Lax .....jeez
I would have needed a long sleep and an IV after that one..Laugh


jdfreefly  (D 24037)

Jun 1, 2005, 12:27 PM
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I obviously need to travel more...

I can understand the rest of these people not giving me props....but after having ridden in a plane with me, and to imply that belly flyers are the exclusive stinkers of otter air!?!?!?........

Honestly, I don't know why I bother.


78RATS  (D 25449)

Jun 1, 2005, 2:30 PM
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no. stay home. i remember. haha


btucker  (E 1974)

Jun 3, 2005, 3:58 AM
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that's the best web page I've ever seen. I'm going to do all those tommorow - but only when freeflyers on the load!

now where are those beans I keep for special occasions...


78RATS  (D 25449)

Jun 6, 2005, 8:17 AM
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f#cking kangaroo belly flyer. haha


Rookie120  (D 22748)

Jun 8, 2005, 4:52 AM
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I'm not saying freeflyers never fart, we just don't do it on a crowded plane. Please control your functions people. JEEZ.

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Boy thats a nice stereotype! So here's one of mine! If you damn hippie no bathing homeless shelter lookin freeflyers would wash those freek of nature lookin rags you call jumpsuits every once in a while maybe the plane wouldnt smell so bad. Ahhhh I always wanted to say that. Now please dont beat me up if any of you ever run into me somewhere. It was all said in good fun.


78RATS  (D 25449)

Jun 8, 2005, 8:14 AM
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Dear Rookie: Please open the "BellyBible" and turn to the book of "Gravy Stains".

made with a roux, just for you. hahaha


Spizzzarko

Jun 9, 2005, 8:02 AM
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Now please dont beat me up if any of you ever run into me somewhere.


Don't worry about that, just throw some joints at them, and they will stop in their tracks. All free flyers are pot heads.Sly



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