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Divinfool  (B 37041)

Jul 1, 2012, 6:41 PM
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When you get a pay raise... forget to tell the wife and figure out how many skydives you can do with the extra cash.

Squeak  (E 1313)

Jul 1, 2012, 6:57 PM
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When getting a sleeping bag into its bag becomes a piece of cake!

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monkycndo  (D License)

Jul 1, 2012, 7:10 PM
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When getting a sleeping bag into its bag becomes a piece of cake!

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I pack my d-bag the same way I do my sleeping bag. Just keeping shoving fabric in the bag until you can close the flap.

It's worked so far.ShockedAngelic

oldwomanc6  (No License)

Jul 1, 2012, 7:27 PM
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When getting a sleeping bag into its bag becomes a piece of cake!

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I pack my d-bag the same way I do my sleeping bag. Just keeping shoving fabric in the bag until you can close the flap.

It's worked so far.ShockedAngelic


Until you pull, and all you see above you are feathers! Shocked

I was going to say " all you can see above you is down" but that seemed odd. Tongue


(This post was edited by oldwomanc6 on Jul 1, 2012, 7:29 PM)

Andy9o8  (D License)

Jul 1, 2012, 8:12 PM
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When getting a sleeping bag into its bag becomes a piece of cake!

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I pack my d-bag the same way I do my sleeping bag. Just keeping shoving fabric in the bag until you can close the flap.

It's worked so far.ShockedAngelic

I roll the sleeping bag and invert the stow bag around it. Yep, I psycho pack my sleeping bag.

e_nevett  (B 2006)

Jul 1, 2012, 8:45 PM
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When you have nightmares where instead of a canopy a pillow and some lines come out.

And you still manage to land it. Smile

Now that is canopy piloting at it's best! Tongue

I`ll call it canopy pillowting

divertech  (A License)

Jul 3, 2012, 5:36 AM
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...when you stand on a bridge and disagree with everyone ells insisting it is not that high as my canopy wont open in timeWink

Abedy

Jul 3, 2012, 8:14 AM
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...when you stand on a bridge and disagree with everyone ells insisting it is not that high as my canopy wont open in timeWink

To make it short: You tell 'em other folks plain and deadpan "No, the bridge is too low!"

potatoman  (Student 1)

Jul 5, 2012, 2:19 AM
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When your boss asks you if 6hours per day surfing the net on dz.com is work related....

Abedy

Jul 5, 2012, 9:11 AM
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...you notice that you routinely scan the folks in supermarkets for BMI-challenged people just to think "WooHoo, if this person showed up to make a tandem jump... wokkah, wokkah!" TongueSlySlySlyAngelicBlush

3mpire  (C 39657)

Jul 5, 2012, 9:32 AM
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when living in a trailer next to an airport sounds like heaven.

mrubin  (C License)

Jul 5, 2012, 10:48 AM
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When on a cloudy day you look up and think hop n pop.

3mpire  (C 39657)

Jul 5, 2012, 10:59 AM
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When on a cloudy day you look up and think hop n pop.

in my state that is known as June.

ShcShc11  (A 15638)

Jul 5, 2012, 9:11 PM
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when living in a trailer next to an airport sounds like heaven.

LOL! Loved this one

Trafficdiver  (C 39999)

Jul 6, 2012, 7:51 PM
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You will sign your life away on a waiver in less than 30 seconds without reading one word of it.

Andy9o8  (D License)

Jul 7, 2012, 6:50 AM
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You will sign your life away on a waiver in less than 30 seconds without reading one word of it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that... Angelic

airtwardo  (D License)

Jul 7, 2012, 6:45 PM
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You will sign your life away on a waiver in less than 30 seconds without reading one word of it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that... Angelic


Oh yeah? Angelic

Some of 'em have a paragraph about washing the DZO's car etc...Sly

A L W A Y S read the small print! Wink

oldwomanc6  (No License)

Jul 7, 2012, 7:55 PM
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You will sign your life away on a waiver in less than 30 seconds without reading one word of it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that... Angelic


Oh yeah? Angelic

Some of 'em have a paragraph about washing the DZO's car etc...Sly

A L W A Y S read the small print! Wink

I always thought it said you couldn't LAND on the DZO's car. Shocked Wink


(This post was edited by oldwomanc6 on Jul 7, 2012, 7:56 PM)

alexafox  (C License)

Jul 9, 2012, 9:08 PM
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You make dumb comments on a forum.. get banned from a drop zone that you loved (Nagambie) offended 2 decent folk like Don and Louise and have regrets for the rest of your life


I don't know if those things distiguish you as a 'skydiver'....Unimpressed

tyro  (B License)

Jul 16, 2012, 1:31 PM
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[:) Nice! But don't all jumpers think like this?

tyro  (B License)

Jul 17, 2012, 1:11 AM
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You eat canned tuna (any canned food in general really) and think mmmmm, tastes like skydiving Smile

You realize switching to instant coffee, though while disgusting, will let you get an extra 1.5 jumps in a month.

You're doing field research in rural west Africa for the summer, can't stop thinking about jumping, and vow never to do any more field work this far away from a dz ever again... $#!@

tyro  (B License)

Jul 18, 2012, 12:38 AM
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It's a friday night and you and your pilot decide to find some stuffed animals, make them garbage bag parachutes, and then break into buildings to get onto the roof to throw them off and get pics of base jumping stuffed animals with no real purpose other than just seeing something flying a parachute :) Nine years ago already...

Y'all seen the older "you know you're a skydiver when" threads? Some are epic. Ie when you're so drunk the room starts to spin :)

J-S

Aug 7, 2012, 10:05 PM
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...when you are having a dream about making love with your girlfriend in an intersection on the street and the first thing you think of when you wake is about how awesome it must feel to be Twardo doing demo jumps. Instant shrinkage Mad

True story.

airtwardo  (D License)

Aug 8, 2012, 7:56 AM
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Re: [J-S] You know you're a skydiver when.... [In reply to] Can't Post
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...when you are having a dream about making love with your girlfriend in an intersection on the street and the first thing you think of when you wake is about how awesome it must feel to be Twardo doing demo jumps. Instant shrinkage Mad

True story.

You know you're an OLD Skydiver when... someone thinks of you and it causes shrinkage! Sly


(This post was edited by airtwardo on Aug 8, 2012, 8:28 AM)

Trafficdiver  (C 39999)

Aug 10, 2012, 10:19 AM
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You have never heard of or seen in your life this person on facebook...yet you have 60 friend connections to them.

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