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AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:03 PM
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Cocaine is Jimmy Coiners dandruff!


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:04 PM
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Jimmy Coiner, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:04 PM
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Death once had a near-Jimmy Coiner experience.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:06 PM
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MacGyver uses everyday items to save people; Jimmy Coiner uses everyday items to kill them.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:06 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is your huckleberry Wink


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:07 PM
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They were going to release a Jimmy Coiner edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Jimmy Coiner. In The Otter. With a Rear float exit."


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:08 PM
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When you get a collect call from Jimmy Coiner the operator doesn't even bother to ask if you accept the charges.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:08 PM
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That was falling on my ass funny!!!!


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:10 PM
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Jimmy Coiner once gave someone carpel tunnel from posting too many jokes about him...


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:10 PM
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Paris Hilton actually went to jail as part of the witness protection program. The reason? She turned jimmy coiner down for a date.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:12 PM
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Jimmy Coiner did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:14 PM
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Jimmy Coiner's pulse is measured on the Richter Scale.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:15 PM
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lol you're doing that post back to back thing... I mean, Jimmy is gonna think you're desperate or something...


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:16 PM
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If Jimmy Coiner ever runs for president, he will be the first person in history to ever have 100% of the votes.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:52 PM
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I'll makeup for it at the Redemption Boogie. I'll....I'll....I'll think of something....I hope.


ChAzi  (D 28539)

Jun 27, 2007, 5:13 PM
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I'm sooooooo excited to come back and jump with everyone!!
Although, I'm a little nervous that Jimmy Coiner might demand my virginity......

is Duane cooking on Saturday? I love meat.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 28, 2007, 9:30 AM
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I believe he's cooking on Friday and Saturday, but could be wrong. Keep your.....whatever crossed!


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 28, 2007, 2:36 PM
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 did you guys see jimmy in parachutist this month? two pics on the same page.. when is that guy NOT in parachutist though?

he is hotter then paris hilton right now, why haven't the manufactuers noticed this and offered jimmy any sponsorship packages yet? they are loosing out on his market right now thats for sure.

Joe


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 28, 2007, 3:49 PM
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Compared to this shot of the Paris Hilton?
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kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 28, 2007, 7:35 PM
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Compared to this shot of the Paris Hilton?

Damn man! Put a NSFW tag on that picture hahahah Tongue


bch7773  (C License)

Jun 30, 2007, 8:14 AM
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Mike Mullins King Air is the fastest plane in the world because Jimmy Coiner once touched the engines with his bare hands.


cacrinklaw  (D 27666)

Jul 3, 2007, 10:41 AM
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I just want to verify this for everyone. Jimmy Coiner will be at the Redemption Boogie. See ya all there.

Lucky Chuck

Oh yea, I got my nickname because I got to jump with Jimmy once.


WatchYourStep  (D License)

Jul 5, 2007, 9:21 AM
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Well one week left and counting!

Have prices been set for jump tickets yet?


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jul 5, 2007, 11:37 AM
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Have prices been set for jump tickets yet?

More importantly, do you have coconut bra's and grass skirts yet?


WatchYourStep  (D License)

Jul 5, 2007, 11:49 AM
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Have prices been set for jump tickets yet?

More importantly, do you have coconut bra's and grass skirts yet?

No I don't. What night do i need them for and what's the reason?


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