When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jimmy Coiner wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
Jimmy Coiner never played with rubber ducks in the bathtub. His 3 favorite bath toys consisted of a radio, a toaster, and a middle aged Vietnamese man.