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kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:33 AM
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Jimmy Coiner is always on top during sex because Jimmy Coiner never fucks up.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:33 AM
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Jimmy Coiner has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:34 AM
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Jimmy Coiner has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:34 AM
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When Jimmy Coiner vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:35 AM
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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Jimmy Coiner's PC will crash.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:35 AM
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Jimmy Coiner graduated from school with a degree in Jimmy Coiner.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:36 AM
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Jimmy Coiner is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Jimmy Coiner


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:36 AM
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When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jimmy Coiner wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:36 AM
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Jimmy Coiner uses staples as hair gel.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:38 AM
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Jimmy Coiner plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:38 AM
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Jimmy Coiner once double teamed a girl.. by himself.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:39 AM
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When Jimmy Coiner farts, several hundred species go extinct. Dinosaurs were around the last time Jimmy Coiner farted, let’s not hope he farts again.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:39 AM
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Jimmy Coiner is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:39 AM
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Jimmy Coiner recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. We know this drink as Red Bull.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:40 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can build a snowman out of rain.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:41 AM
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Many don’t know this, but Peter Jackson is coming out with a sequel to “King Kong” known as “Jimmy Coiner”.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:41 AM
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Jimmy Coiner never played with rubber ducks in the bathtub. His 3 favorite bath toys consisted of a radio, a toaster, and a middle aged Vietnamese man.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:42 AM
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Saddam hid in a hole because he heard we were sending in Jimmy Coiner


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:42 AM
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Strippers tip Jimmy Coiner.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:43 AM
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Jimmy Coiner refers to sex as core training.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:44 AM
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Jimmy Coiner has shot more men in the face than Elton John.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:45 AM
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Jimmy Coiner is the only thing a black hole can’t suck in.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:46 AM
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Jimmy Coiner's dog put a sign on his fence that read “Beware of Jimmy.”


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:47 AM
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Biggie Smalls and Tupac killed each other because they heard Jimmy Coiner was rollin’ up on tha set soon.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:49 AM
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Jimmy Coiner once punched a man in the soul.


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