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AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:21 AM Post #126 of 256 (305 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post On a high school math test, Jimmy Coiner put down "Swooping" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jimmy Coiner solves all his problems with swooping.

freeflyimpaired  (D 26548) Jun 27, 2007, 11:22 AM Post #127 of 256 (300 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post "Jimmy Coiner Camp" makes "Guantanamo Bay" sound like a weekend retreat in the Hamptons.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659) Jun 27, 2007, 11:23 AM Post #128 of 256 (298 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Eric Mielke AND Jason Norris own pairs of Jimmy Coiner pajamas

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:23 AM Post #129 of 256 (295 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jimmy Coiner way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.

freeflyimpaired  (D 26548) Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM Post #130 of 256 (292 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jimmy Coiner, you're fucking dead."

Skydivinghippie  (C 35315) Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM Post #131 of 256 (290 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post I was bored and just wanted to get the facts out there. Sorry........Please.....Don't let Jimmy know. Jimmy Coiner destroyed the periodic table, because Jimmy Coiner only recognizes the element of awe!

kansasskydiver  (D 25659) Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM Post #132 of 256 (290 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner can delete the Recycling Bin.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM Post #133 of 256 (290 views) Shortcut Re: [freeflyimpaired] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to Bellyflyers, it’s probably Jimmy Coiner.

freeflyimpaired  (D 26548) Jun 27, 2007, 11:25 AM Post #134 of 256 (287 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post When Jimmy Coiner used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:26 AM Post #135 of 256 (282 views) Shortcut Re: [freeflyimpaired] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jimmy Coiner see’s the glass as a deadly weapon.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659) Jun 27, 2007, 11:26 AM Post #136 of 256 (281 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Jimmy Coiner banging your sister.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:27 AM Post #137 of 256 (278 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post When a tsunami happens, it’s because Jimmy Coiner has been swimming laps in the ocean.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659) Jun 27, 2007, 11:28 AM Post #138 of 256 (275 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:28 AM Post #139 of 256 (273 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner clips his toenails with a chain saw.

freeflyimpaired  (D 26548) Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM Post #140 of 256 (270 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659) Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM Post #141 of 256 (268 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM Post #142 of 256 (267 views) Shortcut Re: [freeflyimpaired] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659) Jun 27, 2007, 11:30 AM Post #143 of 256 (263 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:30 AM Post #144 of 256 (261 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Jimmy Coiner threw it.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659) Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM Post #145 of 256 (258 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner can kill two stones with one bird.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM Post #146 of 256 (256 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner's belly button is actually a power outlet. (This post was edited by AndrewKarnowski on Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM)

freeflyimpaired  (D 26548) Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM Post #147 of 256 (253 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Your attraction to Jimmy Coiner in no way affects your sexual orientation.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659) Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM Post #148 of 256 (253 views) Shortcut Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045) Jun 27, 2007, 11:32 AM Post #149 of 256 (250 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.

freeflyimpaired  (D 26548) Jun 27, 2007, 11:33 AM Post #150 of 256 (248 views) Shortcut Re: [kansasskydiver] Redemption Boogie 2007!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post Jimmy Coiner can leave a message before the beep!

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