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AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:21 AM
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On a high school math test, Jimmy Coiner put down "Swooping" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jimmy Coiner solves all his problems with swooping.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:22 AM
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"Jimmy Coiner Camp" makes "Guantanamo Bay" sound like a weekend retreat in the Hamptons.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:23 AM
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Eric Mielke AND Jason Norris own pairs of Jimmy Coiner pajamas


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:23 AM
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There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jimmy Coiner way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM
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Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jimmy Coiner, you're fucking dead."


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM
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I was bored and just wanted to get the facts out there. Sorry........Please.....Don't let Jimmy know.


Jimmy Coiner destroyed the periodic table, because Jimmy Coiner only recognizes the element of awe!


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can delete the Recycling Bin.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM
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When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to Bellyflyers, its probably Jimmy Coiner.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:25 AM
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When Jimmy Coiner used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:26 AM
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Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jimmy Coiner sees the glass as a deadly weapon.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:26 AM
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If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Jimmy Coiner banging your sister.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:27 AM
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When a tsunami happens, its because Jimmy Coiner has been swimming laps in the ocean.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:28 AM
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Jimmy Coiner secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:28 AM
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Jimmy Coiner clips his toenails with a chain saw.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM
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Jimmy Coiner named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM
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Jimmy Coiner doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM
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Jimmy Coiner likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:30 AM
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Jimmy Coiner doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:30 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Jimmy Coiner threw it.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can kill two stones with one bird.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Jimmy Coiner's belly button is actually a power outlet.


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freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Your attraction to Jimmy Coiner in no way affects your sexual orientation.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Jimmy Coiner was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:32 AM
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Jimmy Coiner has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:33 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can leave a message before the beep!


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