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kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 9:01 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is so powerful Andrew's computer just randomly shut down!


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 9:04 PM
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In reply to:
Jimmy Coiner is so powerful Andrew's computer just randomly shut down!

So I called jimmy's voicemail for technical support, and it will never fail again.


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 27, 2007, 6:22 AM
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What happend to the boogie?
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FrankieBoy  (C 33698)

Jun 27, 2007, 7:00 AM
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Taking a break from Jimmy, the boogie is still on! We have the Friday luau nailed so bring your Hawaiian shirt! Our guy Jerry, who "discovered" Chris Lager band has another band picked out. Look forward to that on Saturday. The Otter and Beech 99 are 100% in and will be flying like mo fo's! Be there by noon on Thursday - that's when jumping starts. Stay tuned for ticket prices. We're still watching fuel which seems to be doing OK.

FF3


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 27, 2007, 7:36 AM
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thanks for the update frank.. I am not sure that Jimmy needs a break though.. here are a few pics of him. one looks like he is kicking women and the other is of his new goggles.. he took the darkside thing serious i guess.
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freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 8:12 AM
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Quote:
one looks like he is kicking women

Bitches aint nothin but ho's and tricks!


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 27, 2007, 9:00 AM
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one looks like he is kicking women

Bitches aint nothin but ho's and tricks!

I thnk that Jimmy may have stated "wheres my money" when this went on... something about lift tickets are needed for the redemption boogie.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 9:45 AM
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Jimmy Coiner.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 9:46 AM
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Jimmy Coiner invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 9:49 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can touch MC Hammer.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:06 AM
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Dude... It doesn't work if you do them back to back... just makes you look dumb.

:-P


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:08 AM
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Dude... It doesn't work if you do them back to back... just makes you look dumb.

:-P

That's correct. We must collaborate our efforts! Meet by the swing set tonight at 1030 hahaha


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:10 AM
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I thnk that Jimmy may have stated "wheres my money" when this went on... something about lift tickets are needed for the redemption boogie.

Nope, he was demonstrating to Chuck Norris the PROPER way to do a round house kick.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:11 AM
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You know the theory of the big bang right? Well that was in reference to Jimmy Ripping ass... The Milky Way was the runs...


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:48 AM
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If Jimmy Coiner had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:13 AM
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In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jimmy Coiner along the US/Mexico border.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:14 AM
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There are three leading causes of death among Bellyflyers. The first two are Jimmy Coiner, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jimmy Coiner is coming for them.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:16 AM
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Jimmy Coiner owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2006 Skydive Radio Poker Championship despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:16 AM
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If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jimmy Coiner says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:17 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:17 AM
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Jimmy Coiner could strangle you with a cordless phone.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:18 AM
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Superman's REAL weakness is Jimmy Coiner, kryptonite are just his boogers


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:19 AM
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It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jimmy Coiners milk. Oh, you are so screwed.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:20 AM
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Jimmy Coiner will never die, because the Grim Reaper is too scared to come after him


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:21 AM
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In high school Jimmy Coiner was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."


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