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AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:04 PM
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If you spell Jimmy Coiner wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Jimmy Coiner?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:06 PM
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Jimmy Coiner uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure, not the woman cause all he has to do is wink and she's done
Wink

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:07 PM
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Jimmy Coiner and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:09 PM
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If Jimmy Coiner has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Halder, are you still single?Wink

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:09 PM
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When God said, "Let there be light",

Jimmy said, "say please."

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:10 PM
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Jimmy Coiner only masturbates to pictures of Jimmy Coiner and everyone else goes blind

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:12 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=jimmy+coiner&go=Go

Jimmy doesn't have a wikipedia page because they're afraid of what will happen if they get it anything wrong.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:13 PM
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Jimmy Coiner does not sleep. He waits.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:14 PM
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Jimmy Coiner does not sleep. He waits.

Jimmy coiner doesn't wait, he says "now" and it happens.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:14 PM
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Jimmy Coiner

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:15 PM
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When jimmy jumps at a cessna dropzone, the ride to altitude only takes 30 seconds.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:17 PM
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Jimmy Coiner invented water, when he fell asleep on a bottle

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:18 PM
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Coiner’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:19 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is Luke Skywalker's real father

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:19 PM
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Jimmy C. doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:20 PM
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Jimmy Coiner has two speeds. Sit and head down

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:21 PM
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Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Jimmy Coiner got an award for masturbating in public.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:22 PM
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There are 4 types of intercourse:

Sex
Making Love
F*cking
and Jimmy Coiner style

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:23 PM
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Jimmy is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:24 PM
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jimmy Coiner

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:24 PM
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jimmy Coiner allows to live.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:25 PM
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Jimmy Coiner taught Ron Jeremy everything he knows... When he was only 2

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:28 PM
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Sega made an arcade game once where you fought Jimmy Coiner. Every time you put a quarter in, the screen immediately displayed "You Lose". It was Sega's most popular machine ever.

kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:30 PM
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Jimmy Coiner’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:30 PM
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Jimmy Coiner puts the laughter in manslaughter.

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