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jcoiner  (C 34787)

May 31, 2007, 8:20 PM
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Well boys and girls its once again time for one of the great boogies of the Midwest. The LSPC Redemtion Boogie 2007! I need to get Frank "The Boogie Master" Forlini to post all of the details but here are a few things you can always count on at this event.

1. Great people and an awesome vibe.
2. Fast planes (Frank can provide the details)
3. Kris Lager Band
4. Good parties!!
5. Awesome jumps.

So mark your calendars July 12-15th, Plattsmouth Municipal Airport, Plattsmouth Nebraska.

Check it out at www.skydivelspc.com

See you all there!

Jimmy


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 2, 2007, 3:02 PM
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oh great midwest freefly legend jimmy Coiner how dare you call the lspc boogie the greatest when we all know that couch freaks is an incrediable boogie that is also thrown in the honor of your birthday.. howabout calling it one of the greatest midwest boogies ever?
Just giving you hell Jimmy Coiner.


skinnyshrek  (D 25109)

Jun 2, 2007, 6:01 PM
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Shouldbe there looking at flights. need one from tallahassee-omaha. if anyone knows a good deal let me know.


NEcrewDOG  (D 23507)

Jun 3, 2007, 10:44 AM
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Big poker game on Saturday night. This is your chance to beat Skinnyshrek in person! Cool


skinnyshrek  (D 25109)

Jun 3, 2007, 5:25 PM
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In reply to:
Big poker game on Saturday night. This is your chance to beat Skinnyshrek in person! Cool

Like that will HAPPEN Hey, may get my airfare covered with enough entrants


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 4, 2007, 4:02 PM
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Hey Frank, what are you getting for aircraft? I'm assuming we'll be seeing one of SD AZ's Otters, but are you going to have two again this year?

What about Load Organizers? Please tell me your not going to cheap out on the Organizers!

Everybody else, GO TO THIS BOOGIE! Everything about this boogie is excellent. Great airport for jumping, camping and partying. You'll be bummed if you miss it.


FrankieBoy  (C 33698)

Jun 4, 2007, 7:31 PM
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In response to both Joe and Jimmy, here’s the skinny:
- Skydive AZ twin otter will be the workhorse on FR/SA/SUN
- The notoriously slow Skyvan is gone. We are replacing with the Beech 99 out of Quantum Leap. For those of you who have not been in this plane, it is a cross between a King Air and Otter. It has a BIG door and is FAST. It can handle 10-21 jumpers. It will be the primary plane on Thursday. Since it is a little smaller it will allow us to spin the plane easier for a fluid day on Thursday. Take the time off, it will be worth your while. The Beech 99 will also back the otter up on FR/SA/SU so expect plenty of action.
- Sandy Grillet will handle RW organizing.
- Nick Grillet will have a massive load of PD canopies for people to demo. He may also help pull some RW organizing during his slow hours.
- Stay tuned for freefly organizers as I am working on filling that gap.
- After two years at Redemption Boogie and Couch Freaks, Chris Lager will not be there. He's touring and we wish the best to him as he's really doing good things. Jerry Eddens at our club will mix it up and get us someone. It's good to mix things up!


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 4, 2007, 9:25 PM
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Quote:
It can handle 10-21 jumpers.


Are you saying it couldn't handle nine jumpers?

No Lager!! Dude that is a major downer. I'm bummed, those guys rock. Jerry will find you something good, but I feel sorry for whoever comes out and plays for a crowd thats been getting Lager the last few years.

Why isn't Davies organizing for you this year? Who are you going to get? I know a few people, let me know if I can help.


cacrinklaw  (D 27666)

Jun 5, 2007, 5:55 AM
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Hmmm.... I can think of two off hand that I know will be there. Nick and mabye you. Come on Joe step up and take one for the team.
Frank forgot one thing in his list of things to expect this year.....Expanded RV hookups!! Plenty of flat hard surface RV parking. They will still be on a first come first served basis.


joni  (D 26769)

Jun 5, 2007, 7:40 AM
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There will also be wingsuits at the boogie and we will be organizing flocks and formations for all skill levels!


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 5, 2007, 2:38 PM
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I did that already and I'm not to sure I want to go back down that road. Having a load organizer is much more fun than being a load organizer.

If I was a boogiemiester helping someone with travel expenses and covering all of their jumps, I'm going to expect that person to be on the first load and working all day to insure that everybody is getting on fun and challenging skydives. I don't think that fits Nicks idea of a vacation. Although he is quite skilled in the air, he would make a better afterhours organizer as I would guess that he will probably be going to bed about the time the first load takes off.


FrankieBoy  (C 33698)

Jun 5, 2007, 7:38 PM
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Joel Davies did an excellent job last year and we offered the organizing slot this year. He has another commitment, however. I am glad to announce that Jeremy Payne former resident of: LSPC, Skydive AZ, Skydive Ogden, Perris and now somewhere in Wisconsin will be organizing. Jeremy has excellent qualifications and is a heck of a great guy to work with. We look forward to bringing him "home" for the boogie. He is currently working up dive plans and ideas for the 100 jump wonder to the freefly savage with 1,000+ jumps.

Chris Lager rocks. Repetition, however, leads to eventual boredom. We don't want to have the same old, same old like many boogies. Thus, we need to reinvent ourselves. Jerry will treat us well!


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 6, 2007, 8:12 AM
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Excellent. Payne is a good organizer, and one hell of a flyer. You won't be dissapointed.


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 6, 2007, 8:43 AM
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 whats all this babble about having a load organizer.. you guys will have the midwest freefly legend Jimmy Coiner at your boogie, what else do you need to have a great boogie?
Have fun and be safe.


(This post was edited by jdthomas on Jun 6, 2007, 8:43 AM)


ChAzi  (D 28539)

Jun 6, 2007, 11:55 AM
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We didn't think we were going to make it, but then I heard Jimmy Coiner will be there and I can't miss! - - maybe, just maybe he'll take me out on a 2 way!

are we really having a Luau Friday night? like grass skirts and coconut bras?


kskydive  (D License)

Jun 6, 2007, 2:44 PM
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In reply to:
Big poker game on Saturday night. This is your chance to beat Skinnyshrek in person! Cool

Hell, I'm in - don't think it matters which Schwartz beats Skinnyshrek.

Karry


skinnyshrek  (D 25109)

Jun 6, 2007, 3:20 PM
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In reply to:
In reply to:
Big poker game on Saturday night. This is your chance to beat Skinnyshrek in person! Cool

Hell, I'm in - don't think it matters which Schwartz beats Skinnyshrek.

Karry

Side bet i feel


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 7, 2007, 8:43 AM
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We didn't think we were going to make it, but then I heard Jimmy Coiner will be there and I can't miss! - - maybe, just maybe he'll take me out on a 2 way!

are we really having a Luau Friday night? like grass skirts and coconut bras?

Jimmy Coiner can make or brake a boogie.
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skinnyshrek  (D 25109)

Jun 7, 2007, 3:07 PM
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he looks like john pinyon without the nose


kskydive  (D License)

Jun 7, 2007, 3:09 PM
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Anyone know where to buy a coconut bra?
---
Karry


NEcrewDOG  (D 23507)

Jun 7, 2007, 7:16 PM
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Skinny may look scary...but he's a big push over. Cool


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 8, 2007, 7:17 AM
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Do coconuts get that big?


ksjumper  (D 12628)

Jun 13, 2007, 12:48 PM
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In reply to:
Anyone know where to buy a coconut bra?
---
Karry

Oh MY!!!

Good luck finding one!! I'm looking forward to another great time!! I know Jimmy is too!!

JM


skinnyshrek  (D 25109)

Jun 13, 2007, 12:49 PM
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Big poker game on Saturday night. This is your chance to beat Skinnyshrek in person! Cool

So cory, what is the best day to fly in? IE when do all the tandems normally show?


FrankieBoy  (C 33698)

Jun 14, 2007, 6:44 AM
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Yes: Lays, coconut bras, grass skirts. We are attempting to purchase right now..... :)


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 14, 2007, 8:22 AM
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Nick was wondering if you could pick him up a Coconut Jock Strap? But I don't know if coconuts get that small.


(This post was edited by freeflyimpaired on Jun 14, 2007, 8:23 AM)


ksjumper  (D 12628)

Jun 14, 2007, 8:16 PM
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You need to get a hula doll to put on the dashboard of the otter too!!

JM


NEcrewDOG  (D 23507)

Jun 15, 2007, 6:39 AM
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So cory, what is the best day to fly in? IE when do all the tandems normally show?

Skinny - they'll trickle in on Friday...then hit hard on Sat/Sun. Come in on Friday!


divernb  (D 27658)

Jun 16, 2007, 12:33 PM
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Hey Joe,

If we can't find the right size coconut we could always make a mold from your mouth, that always seems to be a perfect fit.


bch7773  (C License)

Jun 17, 2007, 8:46 AM
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I've been to this boogie twice, and it is a great boogie and the beech 99 is a great plane. and if the midwest freefly legend is there, there should be a good vibe too.
Men, keep an eye on your ladies when jimmy's around!!!!

I wish I could make it this year. i finally have a job that pays well, but they actually expect me to work! Crazy


ksjumper  (D 12628)

Jun 19, 2007, 7:54 PM
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We've got to do a better job of keeping this thread at the top of this forum: WWJD!!

(What Would JIMMY Do?)

JM


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 20, 2007, 5:56 AM
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"Men, keep an eye on your ladies when jimmy's around!!!! "

Are saying that jimmy would be some kind of "snake in the grass"?
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freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 20, 2007, 7:25 AM
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I'm kind of worried about the number of Jimmy pictures you seem to have. Especially considering the fact that he is topless in half of them. Laugh

Maybe you should throw an NSFW on that due to the high likelyhood of an orgasm when viewed by most women.


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 20, 2007, 9:42 AM
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I'm kind of worried about the number of Jimmy pictures you seem to have. Especially considering the fact that he is topless in half of them. Laugh

Maybe you should throw an NSFW on that due to the high likelyhood of an orgasm when viewed by most women.

I had never thought about the nsfw with jimmy pics.. here is a pic of Jimmy with his new freefly partner.
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bch7773  (C License)

Jun 20, 2007, 1:35 PM
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"Men, keep an eye on your ladies when jimmy's around!!!! "

Are saying that jimmy would be some kind of "snake in the grass"?


no, he would be a PYTHON in the grass. I've heard things from dozens of chicks at the DZ


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 24, 2007, 10:06 PM
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I had never thought about the nsfw with jimmy pics.. here is a pic of Jimmy with his new freefly partner.

when IS jimmy safe for work?


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cacrinklaw  (D 27666)

Jun 25, 2007, 8:45 AM
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Karry,

Sean is going to pick some up. I'll bet if you ask nice he will save you a pair for your pair.WinkWink How about a grass skirt too.Laugh

Lucky Chuck


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 25, 2007, 4:33 PM
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Dude, you need to be careful posting pictures like that on here. If you are reading this, you're lucky, Jimmy Coiner has spared your life. But right now you need to look over both shoulders, if you don't see anything, chances are Jimmy Coiner is sneaking up on you; you have less than a minute to live.

As a Kid on Halloween Jimmy Coiner was given pennies instead of candy by a neighbor, that neighbor? Jimmy Hoffa.

Sonny Bono once cut Jimmy Coiner off while skiing. Once.

Dominoes once delivered Jimmy Coiner's Pizza in over 30 minutes. Let's just say he is the reason why they ended that policy.

Christopher Reeve owed Jimmy Coiner $10, Jimmy evened the score.

If you drink Pop Rocks and Cola, Jimmy Coiner will rip your insides out and use your organs to make a change purse.

God owes Jimmy Coiner several favors.

So be careful posting pictures of Mr. Coiner on here.


shellybellyfly  (Student)

Jun 25, 2007, 6:50 PM
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Karry-

Maybe if you are lucky, you can borrow Jimmy Coiner's coconut bra!!!
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shellybellyfly  (Student)

Jun 25, 2007, 6:53 PM
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Awww, no Kris Lager band? That sucks. But I'll be bringing a ton of free jello shots for Friday night!


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:04 AM
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For crying out loud I thought we already discussed this. NSFW!!!! I really expected more from you Shelly.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 9:36 AM
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As a Kid on Halloween Jimmy Coiner was given pennies instead of candy by a neighbor, that neighbor? Jimmy Hoffa.

I was pretty sure Jimmy's last name WAS actually Hoffa...


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 10:54 AM
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For those of you who don't know who Mr. Jimmy Legend Coiner is. Below is a link to his promotional video. And yes it's safe for work

http://video.google.com/...4573954996&hl=en

We love you Jimmy Tongue


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 26, 2007, 1:27 PM
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For the ladies we may have a few choices. I'll be picking up coconut bra's and seashell bra's. I'll also be picking up some paint. If you don't want to buy the bra's, we'll paint them on for free. Just lookin' out for the fun jumpers dollar.....really.Tongue

I heard when Jimmy Coiner works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.Shocked

Sean


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 2:43 PM
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I heard when Jimmy Coiner works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.Shocked


I heard that Jimmy Coiner wants everyone to bring their base rigs to the boogie, and then find Andrew K Wink


(This post was edited by AndrewKarnowski on Jun 26, 2007, 2:49 PM)


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 2:58 PM
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I heard this year Jimmy comes with a 6.1 liter Hemi in it! What an upgrade!!!Wink


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 26, 2007, 3:14 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right testicles.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 26, 2007, 3:18 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is so fast, he can swoop around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 7:12 PM
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Jimmy Coiner doesn't go swooping.... JIMMY COINER GOES KILLING


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 7:58 PM
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Jimmy Coiner IS a swoop!


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:04 PM
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If you spell Jimmy Coiner wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Jimmy Coiner?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:06 PM
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Jimmy Coiner uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure, not the woman cause all he has to do is wink and she's done
Wink


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:07 PM
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Jimmy Coiner and that you will be handicapped if you park there.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:09 PM
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If Jimmy Coiner has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Halder, are you still single?Wink


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:09 PM
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When God said, "Let there be light",

Jimmy said, "say please."


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:10 PM
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Jimmy Coiner only masturbates to pictures of Jimmy Coiner and everyone else goes blind


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:12 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=jimmy+coiner&go=Go

Jimmy doesn't have a wikipedia page because they're afraid of what will happen if they get it anything wrong.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:13 PM
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Jimmy Coiner does not sleep. He waits.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:14 PM
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In reply to:
Jimmy Coiner does not sleep. He waits.

Jimmy coiner doesn't wait, he says "now" and it happens.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:14 PM
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Jimmy Coiner


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:15 PM
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When jimmy jumps at a cessna dropzone, the ride to altitude only takes 30 seconds.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:17 PM
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Jimmy Coiner invented water, when he fell asleep on a bottle


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:18 PM
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Coiner’s penis is so big that it has a penis of its own and it is still bigger than yours.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:19 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is Luke Skywalker's real father


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:19 PM
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Jimmy C. doesn't consider it sex if the woman lives


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:20 PM
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Jimmy Coiner has two speeds. Sit and head down


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:21 PM
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Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Jimmy Coiner got an award for masturbating in public.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:22 PM
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There are 4 types of intercourse:

Sex
Making Love
F*cking
and Jimmy Coiner style


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:23 PM
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Jimmy is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:24 PM
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jimmy Coiner


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:24 PM
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Jimmy Coiner allows to live.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:25 PM
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Jimmy Coiner taught Ron Jeremy everything he knows... When he was only 2


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:28 PM
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Sega made an arcade game once where you fought Jimmy Coiner. Every time you put a quarter in, the screen immediately displayed "You Lose". It was Sega's most popular machine ever.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:30 PM
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Jimmy Coiner’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:30 PM
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Jimmy Coiner puts the laughter in manslaughter.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:32 PM
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Jimmy Coiner gave Mona Lisa that smile.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:33 PM
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In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Jimmy Coiner, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:34 PM
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Jimmy Coinership


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:35 PM
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Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Jimmy Coiner once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Jimmy the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:36 PM
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Jimmy Coiner


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:38 PM
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Mr T was originally white, before he met Jimmy Coiner. Jimmy gave him a stare, and all of Mr T's white cells dissipated from his body. Later on, when asked why he didn't kill him, Jimmy answer "he pitied the fool". Since then, Mr.T has been trying to copy Jimmy.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:39 PM
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I once had a girl friend... Till she met Jimmy Coiner. I can't complain though... I mean how many people can say you slept with a girl Jimmy Coiner has too!


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:40 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Coiner claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:41 PM
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Some kids piss their name in the snow. Jimmy Coiner can piss his name into concrete.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:43 PM
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Jimmy Coiner once participated in an orgy with 500 other people. The only survivor is now in a coma.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:44 PM
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In reply to:
Jimmy Coiner once participated in an orgy with 500 other people. The only survivor is now in a coma.

Jimmy Coiner did the Houston 500 Porno HIMSELF!


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:44 PM
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Everytime Jimmy Coiner hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…enough said.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:45 PM
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Jimmy Coiner's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Jimmy Coiner


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:46 PM
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Jimmy Coiner can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:46 PM
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Jimmy Coiner can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:47 PM
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Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he's nervous Jimmy Coiner might be watching.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:48 PM
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Jimmy Coiner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:49 PM
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Jimmy Coiner can divide by zero


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:49 PM
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Jimmy Coiner was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:50 PM
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The fountain of eternal youth is actually a reference to jimmy coiner and his sperm.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:51 PM
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Jimmy Coiner can speak braille.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:52 PM
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Jimmy Coiner was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:53 PM
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, some of Jimmy Coiners sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:54 PM
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Jesus can walk on water, Jimmy Coiner can walk on Jesus


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 8:56 PM
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Ever wonder why not a single woman has come forward and claimed to have had sex with Jimmy Coiner? It's cause they're STILL having orgasm's and can't walk straight


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 26, 2007, 9:01 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is so powerful Andrew's computer just randomly shut down!


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 26, 2007, 9:04 PM
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In reply to:
Jimmy Coiner is so powerful Andrew's computer just randomly shut down!

So I called jimmy's voicemail for technical support, and it will never fail again.


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 27, 2007, 6:22 AM
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What happend to the boogie?
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FrankieBoy  (C 33698)

Jun 27, 2007, 7:00 AM
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Taking a break from Jimmy, the boogie is still on! We have the Friday luau nailed so bring your Hawaiian shirt! Our guy Jerry, who "discovered" Chris Lager band has another band picked out. Look forward to that on Saturday. The Otter and Beech 99 are 100% in and will be flying like mo fo's! Be there by noon on Thursday - that's when jumping starts. Stay tuned for ticket prices. We're still watching fuel which seems to be doing OK.

FF3


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 27, 2007, 7:36 AM
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thanks for the update frank.. I am not sure that Jimmy needs a break though.. here are a few pics of him. one looks like he is kicking women and the other is of his new goggles.. he took the darkside thing serious i guess.
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freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 8:12 AM
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Quote:
one looks like he is kicking women

Bitches aint nothin but ho's and tricks!


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 27, 2007, 9:00 AM
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In reply to:
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one looks like he is kicking women

Bitches aint nothin but ho's and tricks!

I thnk that Jimmy may have stated "wheres my money" when this went on... something about lift tickets are needed for the redemption boogie.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 9:45 AM
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to Jimmy Coiner.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 9:46 AM
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Jimmy Coiner invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 9:49 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can touch MC Hammer.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:06 AM
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Dude... It doesn't work if you do them back to back... just makes you look dumb.

:-P


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:08 AM
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In reply to:
Dude... It doesn't work if you do them back to back... just makes you look dumb.

:-P

That's correct. We must collaborate our efforts! Meet by the swing set tonight at 1030 hahaha


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:10 AM
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In reply to:
I thnk that Jimmy may have stated "wheres my money" when this went on... something about lift tickets are needed for the redemption boogie.

Nope, he was demonstrating to Chuck Norris the PROPER way to do a round house kick.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:11 AM
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You know the theory of the big bang right? Well that was in reference to Jimmy Ripping ass... The Milky Way was the runs...


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 10:48 AM
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If Jimmy Coiner had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:13 AM
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In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jimmy Coiner along the US/Mexico border.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:14 AM
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There are three leading causes of death among Bellyflyers. The first two are Jimmy Coiner, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jimmy Coiner is coming for them.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:16 AM
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Jimmy Coiner owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 2006 Skydive Radio Poker Championship despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:16 AM
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If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jimmy Coiner says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:17 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can do a wheelie on a unicycle.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:17 AM
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Jimmy Coiner could strangle you with a cordless phone.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:18 AM
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Superman's REAL weakness is Jimmy Coiner, kryptonite are just his boogers


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:19 AM
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It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jimmy Coiner’s milk. Oh, you are so screwed.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:20 AM
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Jimmy Coiner will never die, because the Grim Reaper is too scared to come after him


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:21 AM
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In high school Jimmy Coiner was voted "Most Likely to Kill the Foreign Kid"... and "Best Eyes."


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:21 AM
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On a high school math test, Jimmy Coiner put down "Swooping" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jimmy Coiner solves all his problems with swooping.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:22 AM
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"Jimmy Coiner Camp" makes "Guantanamo Bay" sound like a weekend retreat in the Hamptons.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:23 AM
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Eric Mielke AND Jason Norris own pairs of Jimmy Coiner pajamas


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:23 AM
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There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jimmy Coiner way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM
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Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jimmy Coiner, you're fucking dead."


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM
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I was bored and just wanted to get the facts out there. Sorry........Please.....Don't let Jimmy know.


Jimmy Coiner destroyed the periodic table, because Jimmy Coiner only recognizes the element of awe!


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can delete the Recycling Bin.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:24 AM
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When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to Bellyflyers, it’s probably Jimmy Coiner.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:25 AM
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When Jimmy Coiner used Herbal Essences, the shampoo had an orgasm.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:26 AM
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Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jimmy Coiner see’s the glass as a deadly weapon.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:26 AM
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If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Jimmy Coiner banging your sister.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:27 AM
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When a tsunami happens, it’s because Jimmy Coiner has been swimming laps in the ocean.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:28 AM
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Jimmy Coiner secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:28 AM
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Jimmy Coiner clips his toenails with a chain saw.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM
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Jimmy Coiner named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM
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Jimmy Coiner doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:29 AM
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Jimmy Coiner likes his coffee like he likes his women: ground up, packed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:30 AM
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Jimmy Coiner doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:30 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Jimmy Coiner threw it.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can kill two stones with one bird.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Jimmy Coiner's belly button is actually a power outlet.


(This post was edited by AndrewKarnowski on Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM)


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Your attraction to Jimmy Coiner in no way affects your sexual orientation.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:31 AM
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Jimmy Coiner was once on Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:32 AM
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Jimmy Coiner has a beautiful singing voice. Unfortunately, the sound of it would melt the average human brain.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:33 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can leave a message before the beep!


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:33 AM
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Jimmy Coiner is always on top during sex because Jimmy Coiner never fucks up.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:33 AM
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Jimmy Coiner has a pet kitten - every night for a snack.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:34 AM
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Jimmy Coiner has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:34 AM
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When Jimmy Coiner vomits, wealthy people scavenge it for food.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:35 AM
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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Jimmy Coiner's PC will crash.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:35 AM
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Jimmy Coiner graduated from school with a degree in Jimmy Coiner.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:36 AM
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Jimmy Coiner is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Jimmy Coiner


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:36 AM
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When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jimmy Coiner wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:36 AM
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Jimmy Coiner uses staples as hair gel.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:38 AM
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Jimmy Coiner plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:38 AM
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Jimmy Coiner once double teamed a girl.. by himself.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:39 AM
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When Jimmy Coiner farts, several hundred species go extinct. Dinosaurs were around the last time Jimmy Coiner farted, let’s not hope he farts again.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:39 AM
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Jimmy Coiner is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:39 AM
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Jimmy Coiner recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. We know this drink as Red Bull.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:40 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can build a snowman out of rain.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:41 AM
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Many don’t know this, but Peter Jackson is coming out with a sequel to “King Kong” known as “Jimmy Coiner”.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:41 AM
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Jimmy Coiner never played with rubber ducks in the bathtub. His 3 favorite bath toys consisted of a radio, a toaster, and a middle aged Vietnamese man.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:42 AM
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Saddam hid in a hole because he heard we were sending in Jimmy Coiner


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:42 AM
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Strippers tip Jimmy Coiner.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:43 AM
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Jimmy Coiner refers to sex as core training.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:44 AM
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Jimmy Coiner has shot more men in the face than Elton John.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:45 AM
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Jimmy Coiner is the only thing a black hole can’t suck in.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:46 AM
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Jimmy Coiner's dog put a sign on his fence that read “Beware of Jimmy.”


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:47 AM
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Biggie Smalls and Tupac killed each other because they heard Jimmy Coiner was rollin’ up on tha set soon.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:49 AM
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Jimmy Coiner once punched a man in the soul.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:49 AM
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Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jimmy Coiner during sex; because they are doing the same thing.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:50 AM
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Aliens do exist, they are just waiting for Jimmy Coiner to die before they attack


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:50 AM
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Jimmy Coiner once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:52 AM
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Jimmy Coiner can believe it’s not butter.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:52 AM
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Jimmy Coiner doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:53 AM
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Jimmy Coiner sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled freeflying ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Jimmy Swoop-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:53 AM
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To prove it isn’t that big of a deal to beat cancer. Jimmy Coiner smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:54 AM
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Sticks and stones may brake your bones but Jimmy Coiner will always kill you.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:55 AM
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Wilt Chamberlin claims to of slept with over 20,000 women in his lifetime. Jimmy Coiner calls this “a slow Tuesday.”


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:55 AM
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It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Jimmy Coiner can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:55 AM
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They once made a Jimmy Coiner toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:56 AM
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Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Jimmy Coiner. Jimmy showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:56 AM
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A day without Swooping is like a day without sunshine to Jimmy Coiner. Jimmy Coiner has a great tan.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:57 AM
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Jimmy Coiner


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:58 AM
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If you look Jimmy Coiner in the eyes for more then 3 seconds you go blind.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:58 AM
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The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Jimmy Coiner glare. They didn't even come close.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:59 AM
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A rogue squirrel once challenged Jimmy Coiner to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Jimmy simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Jimmy knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 11:59 AM
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There was no adam and eve.. there was Jimmy and Coiner.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:00 PM
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Jimmy Coiner has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:00 PM
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Jimmy Coiner’s victims have been owned more times than goodwill clothing.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:01 PM
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In the movie "The Matrix", Jimmy Coiner is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint glimmer of his smile.

But don't look too long or you'll turn to stone.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:02 PM
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Jimmy Coiner can drown a fish.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:02 PM
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How come Eminem didn’t have blonde hair during 8-Mile? Because when Jimmy Coiner found out that Em was going to make a shitty movie, he round-house kicked him so hard in the face that the peroxide fell out of Em’s head.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:02 PM
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Jimmy Coiner doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:03 PM
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Jimmy Coiner once had a heart attack; his heart lost.


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:03 PM
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Cocaine is Jimmy Coiner’s dandruff!


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:04 PM
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The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Jimmy Coiner, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock and Roll Hall of fame and buried northern Ohio under a glacier of fecal matter.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:04 PM
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Death once had a near-Jimmy Coiner experience.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:06 PM
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MacGyver uses everyday items to save people; Jimmy Coiner uses everyday items to kill them.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:06 PM
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Jimmy Coiner is your huckleberry Wink


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:07 PM
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They were going to release a Jimmy Coiner edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Jimmy Coiner. In The Otter. With a Rear float exit."


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:08 PM
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When you get a collect call from Jimmy Coiner the operator doesn't even bother to ask if you accept the charges.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:08 PM
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That was falling on my ass funny!!!!


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:10 PM
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Jimmy Coiner once gave someone carpel tunnel from posting too many jokes about him...


AndrewKarnowski  (D 31045)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:10 PM
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Paris Hilton actually went to jail as part of the witness protection program. The reason? She turned jimmy coiner down for a date.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:12 PM
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Jimmy Coiner did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:14 PM
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Jimmy Coiner's pulse is measured on the Richter Scale.


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:15 PM
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lol you're doing that post back to back thing... I mean, Jimmy is gonna think you're desperate or something...


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:16 PM
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If Jimmy Coiner ever runs for president, he will be the first person in history to ever have 100% of the votes.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 27, 2007, 12:52 PM
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I'll makeup for it at the Redemption Boogie. I'll....I'll....I'll think of something....I hope.


ChAzi  (D 28539)

Jun 27, 2007, 5:13 PM
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I'm sooooooo excited to come back and jump with everyone!!
Although, I'm a little nervous that Jimmy Coiner might demand my virginity......

is Duane cooking on Saturday? I love meat.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 28, 2007, 9:30 AM
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I believe he's cooking on Friday and Saturday, but could be wrong. Keep your.....whatever crossed!


jdthomas  (D License)

Jun 28, 2007, 2:36 PM
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 did you guys see jimmy in parachutist this month? two pics on the same page.. when is that guy NOT in parachutist though?

he is hotter then paris hilton right now, why haven't the manufactuers noticed this and offered jimmy any sponsorship packages yet? they are loosing out on his market right now thats for sure.

Joe


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jun 28, 2007, 3:49 PM
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Compared to this shot of the Paris Hilton?
Attachments: Paris Hilton.JPG (43.1 KB)


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jun 28, 2007, 7:35 PM
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In reply to:
Compared to this shot of the Paris Hilton?

Damn man! Put a NSFW tag on that picture hahahah Tongue


bch7773  (C License)

Jun 30, 2007, 8:14 AM
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Mike Mullins King Air is the fastest plane in the world because Jimmy Coiner once touched the engines with his bare hands.


cacrinklaw  (D 27666)

Jul 3, 2007, 10:41 AM
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I just want to verify this for everyone. Jimmy Coiner will be at the Redemption Boogie. See ya all there.

Lucky Chuck

Oh yea, I got my nickname because I got to jump with Jimmy once.


WatchYourStep  (D License)

Jul 5, 2007, 9:21 AM
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Well one week left and counting!

Have prices been set for jump tickets yet?


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jul 5, 2007, 11:37 AM
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Quote:
Have prices been set for jump tickets yet?

More importantly, do you have coconut bra's and grass skirts yet?


WatchYourStep  (D License)

Jul 5, 2007, 11:49 AM
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In reply to:
Quote:
Have prices been set for jump tickets yet?

More importantly, do you have coconut bra's and grass skirts yet?

No I don't. What night do i need them for and what's the reason?


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jul 5, 2007, 1:13 PM
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Sorry, that was a question for Frank as I believe he was attempting to provide those for the party goers.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jul 6, 2007, 6:23 AM
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Friday night is the Luau!!!! Tiki torches, Grass skirts, Coconut bra's, and EVERYONE IS GETTING LAYED!!!!! Linda has the bead on some skirts and bra's for the ladies. Don't be shy about Hawain shirts or other tropical attire. We'll bring some paint and paint on the bra's (or bro's) if we run out of real ones!!


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jul 6, 2007, 7:16 AM
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There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Jimmy Coiner.

Don't forget to stir...


NewGuy2005  (A 50256)

Jul 6, 2007, 8:03 AM
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The boogie website has no contact info. Who do I go to with a question?

Don't say Jimmy Coiner. The question isn't that important!!


cacrinklaw  (D 27666)

Jul 6, 2007, 8:17 AM
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What info are you looking for?? Boogie Meister is Frank Forlini You can contact him at
fforlini@hotmail.com
But I am sure if there is a specific question that you don't want to bother Jimmy with you can ask it here. A quick witted reply will soon follow. Even the great Jimmy Coiner may answer. (but don't count on it)


NewGuy2005  (A 50256)

Jul 6, 2007, 8:24 AM
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Here's the dealio: I'll be driving through the area Thursday evening on my way to Wyoming and will just have time to make a jump and get back on the road. I was going to inquire if I could weasel out of the registration fee since I'd only be there a couple of hours and not consuming any of the ample luxuries they will be providing.

Now, I understand that I would not be entitled to to gaze upon The Legend, should he cross my path, and am fully prepared to blind myself if there are even rumors that he is in the vicinity.


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jul 6, 2007, 9:16 AM
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I was going to inquire if I could weasel out of the registration fee since I'd only be there a couple of hours

Frank Forlini is defintiely the one to ask with that question. If anyone can swing it for you he's the man, but it is a club atmosphere and fairly political so don't be suprised if say, a guy named Rodney starts bitching about the fact that "you didn't pay". Just ignore him, if Frank says you're cool, you're cool.

Bring a dark pair of sunglasses, and don't look directly at him if you intend to gaze upon The Legend.

disclaimer: the above post if false. all names and liknesses in the above post are purely coincidental.


NewGuy2005  (A 50256)

Jul 6, 2007, 9:27 AM
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Cool. I just sent Frank an e-mail.


jdthomas  (D License)

Jul 6, 2007, 9:44 AM
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In reply to:

Cool. I just sent Frank an e-mail.

ken
becareful not to upset the legend, make sure you always praise him, frank will answer your question as soon as he speaks with Jimmy and jimmy delivers the answer.
We all know that frank is a puppet of the legend and that the boogie as actually for the legend just because he wanted to show his respect to the great state of Nebraska and allow it's jumpers to have a few days with him so they can bask in his glory.

Jimmy coiner for president!


NewGuy2005  (A 50256)

Jul 6, 2007, 9:53 AM
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Well, I offered to blind myself, just like in the original post. Do you think that will be enough? Should I offer to kill myself? Should I just go ahead and kill myself and get it over with?


jdthomas  (D License)

Jul 6, 2007, 11:06 AM
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No don't kill yourself as jimmy needs his children to jump with. just buy a lift ticket as a show of respect to the jimmy.


NewGuy2005  (A 50256)

Jul 6, 2007, 11:43 AM
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Thank you for your intervention, Joe. I feel a lot better, now.


ksjumper  (D 12628)

Jul 6, 2007, 10:32 PM
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I had the common sense to invite the Legend on a demo last week to ensure good weather. The rain stopped and the clouds parted as we were on jump run. Thanks Jimmy!!! See you at Redemption!!

JM


(This post was edited by ksjumper on Jul 6, 2007, 10:33 PM)


diverds  (D 17797)

Jul 8, 2007, 3:24 PM
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Karry and Tracy are leaving SDC tomorrow to head back to Nebraska for the Redemption Boogie. I am so jealous! I'm really going to miss seeing you all. Hope you have good weather and a great event. Say hi to Jimmy for me.

-Dave


ChAzi  (D 28539)

Jul 9, 2007, 9:04 AM
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note to self: even if the coconut bra sez "adult" - there are some yaboos that just can't be covered.

2 more sleeps and we'll be headed back to the mid-west!!! OMIGOODNESS!


FrankieBoy  (C 33698)

Jul 9, 2007, 12:22 PM
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OK, here's the latest info:
- Tickets same as last year: $23 or $22 at cash discount
- $35 registration gets you beer TH-SA, FR & SA meals, facilities, ferry on two bad ass planes and a band.
- RV power is $15 for the entire weekend. We invested heavily in cable and terminals. LSPC is going from 18 slots last year to 30 this year.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jul 10, 2007, 9:57 AM
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I tried to get Mel in a childs size, so you wouldn't feel " Left-out". Pun intended. Dragin the camper down tonight. Lots of prizes! Even more Fun!!!!


kansasskydiver  (D 25659)

Jul 10, 2007, 11:03 AM
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You guys all have fun, first year I'll be missing the boogie but I guess that's life and shit happens when you move away from the midwest huh.


FrankieBoy  (C 33698)

Jul 10, 2007, 9:06 PM
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Rumor has it "Jackie" Clausen will be wearing a skirt and coconut bras.....once again, another classic photo opportunity....


cacrinklaw  (D 27666)

Jul 11, 2007, 6:24 AM
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My Eyes...My Eyes........ Augggg I've gone blind just thinking of that.

Oh yea, Power is all hooked up Rv's are already pulling in, Better come early to get the close spots.... Close to Doug and Linda's margaritaville that is. See ya all in a couple of days.

Oh yea Jimmy.........
I figured I better mention his name or suffer the wrath of of the Legend. A post is not a post without it


jdthomas  (D License)

Jul 11, 2007, 8:06 AM
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wise of you to mention the legend, frank has been leaving that part of the boogie out of his post and will suffer terriable hang overs for such abuse and non show of respect for the midwest legend.


Skydivinghippie  (C 35315)

Jul 11, 2007, 9:48 AM
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In reply to:
wise of you to mention the legend, frank has been leaving that part of the boogie out of his post and will suffer terriable hang overs for such abuse and non show of respect for the midwest legend.
Frank has golden knee - pads that are reserved for paying homage to the Legend. He'll be O.K.

When Jimmy Coiner put on the One Ring, the Nazgul just said, "Fuck it."


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jul 11, 2007, 1:04 PM
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Quote:
Frank has golden knee - pads that are reserved for paying homage to the Legend. He'll be O.K.

Hahahaha....Thats the funniest post in this tread. I love it.


NewGuy2005  (A 50256)

Jul 11, 2007, 2:43 PM
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In reply to:
When Jimmy Coiner put on the One Ring, the Nazgul just said, "Fuck it."

Now, that is funny!!


jcoiner  (C 34787)

Jul 11, 2007, 9:35 PM
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I have a great big box of boogie t-shirts in the truck right now!! Getting packed up and ready to roll for load 1 tomorrow morning! Eirc and I hope to be there around 11 ready to jump our asses off.

Looking forward to a great weekend with you all!

Jimmy


skinnyshrek  (D 25109)

Jul 11, 2007, 10:33 PM
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Big poker game on Saturday night. This is your chance to beat Skinnyshrek in person! Cool

Ok its 1.30am leaving for jax see you at 1.30 cory. They better let me carry on this luggage. If not, i am checking in the clothes. the helmet and camera gear is flying with me. Oh yeah, what beer do you hillibillies out west drink?


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jul 12, 2007, 9:59 AM
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Most of us prefer Old Miliwakee, but Busch Light is accepted also.


shellybellyfly  (Student)

Jul 12, 2007, 9:09 PM
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Jimmy Coiner never wears a condom, as there is no protection from Jimmy Coiner


shellybellyfly  (Student)

Jul 12, 2007, 9:11 PM
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See you all tomorrow, I have to finsihs making the jello shots now but I'm kinda drunk after playing poker... Finished 3rd in the late tourney...

See you all tomorrow!


freeflyimpaired  (D 26548)

Jul 14, 2007, 8:22 AM
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I talked to Jimmy and Chazi last night. Sounds like everybody is having a really good time. Wish I was there.

What all has happend? Let me know what I missed.


ksjumper  (D 12628)

Jul 15, 2007, 6:04 PM
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Thank you Frank and all of the LSPC members for hosting another great boogie. Thank you Jimmy for the great weather! See you all at Couch Freaks!!

JM



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