Awwwe you guys quit picking on my jolly "skinny" husband.....................i dont mind his extra winter insulation.....................
I got the 18th through the 20th off of work.............i am so there!
Slacking already huh? That's our girl! You'll be getting fired from that crooked ass company and jumping on Thursdays before you know it.
But Undrinkable Brandy's right: You guys really should stop picking on Chinzilla for his weight. It's not nice. Don't worry, you'll still have his enormous melon, questionable hygiene, and complete lack of manners to pick on.
BTW: Did I mention Guinness tastes GREAT with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it?
Hey were all at Jello jays playing cards anyone wanna come round get drunk. need someone to be obnoxious as robbie isnt here
Awww, I knew you would miss me you big foul mouthed jelly donut. But be honest with yourself. No one is gonna be able to fill my obnoxious shoes. Maybe I'll get drunk at home and make you a nice belligerent video you can play when you get lonely.